For starters, stop fucking calling them reporters.
They're pundits.
"Ok, now roll down the stairs."
-Dr. on Zoom, probably
Yeah I get it. I had sleep problems forever and couldn't figure out why. Started using blue light filters and redshifted my monitors
I sleep pretty good now.
Blue light isn't smart to use at night. That's why most phones and PCs have a blue light filter; pupils dilate, fucks up circadian rhythm, etc.
I like the sentiment, but bad execution.
I signed up and didn't go. Doing a little experiment for myself. :)
I called my local health department about getting a test a week ago. Their instructions for the drive-thru testing site were to make sure not to "eat, drink, or smoke an hour prior to the test as this can cause a false-positive".
Gee, I wonder how many people followed that rule (or even knew about it)?
As soon as I read he was on the committee I knew it was him, as did everyone else with half a brain cell.
Yep. All paid up.
Pack it in, boys.
Sounds like smart plan.
0% chance it happens.
Kid will probably have choppers and FBI agents at his doorstep by morning.
She's 100% correct.
Now let's lower the voting age!
(Are the honks implied at this point?)
I'm in the same boat. It's such a shitdisaster of a move that there has to be some sort of strategy, right?
They can't just be that fucking stupid.
He'll just donate to some slush-fund charity.
A vaccine is rushed under Trump and Democrats are willing to take it.
There are so many jokes here I don't even know where to fucking start.
Upvoted solely for the Dark Souls text.
Balls.
Of.
Steel.
I genuinely hope these sports programs fail to open this season. The financial hemorrhage will be DEVASTATING.
Where college sports goes, college follows.
You academic Marxist assholes worked yourselves into a shoot, brother. Now fucking enjoy it.
OOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHH
This thread is fucking hilarious. So many people obviously and blatantly not from Chicago getting involved in our politics. What kind of loser do you have to be to get involved with the politics of a city you don't live in or have any investment in? Get a fucking hobby. Smh.
LITERALLY HALF OF REDDIT IS PEOPLE FOREIGN TO THE US TALKING ABOUT US POLITICS
I have spent about ten seconds on Reddit in the past week, all in that thread, and I'm mad as shit. God. Fuck that place.
Don't judge a book and all that... but seriously. If you told a sketch artist "he looked like a pedophile", their drawing would literally be his face.
Has 4chan been right about anything since Islam was Right About Women?
Serious question.
Fuck off. Scientology is bullshit and so is she.
"How about a little reporting here?" could be the 2020 official motto.
Came here to say this.
I'm not "cis" because that's not a thing.
Preview of what's to come for his entire sentence
I typed those exact words and read your comment. No way it's real.