I heard somewhere that “God’s children are not for sale.” But here they go. Sad.
Sorry for your loss, Fren. It sounds like he has a place in paradise. God bless you.
Amen, fren. Amazing.
Wonton evil, egg roll good?
Don’t forget men are the best chefs.
Feeling betrayed is right. Good on y’all for taking a stand!
And less than asking price.
Surprise, surprise, surprise!
Talk to whatever religious figure is in charge - pastor, diocese, whoever.
My mom has a metal frog decorating her flowerbeds. Totally random, she prefers piggy banks and Trump flags. She has no idea that frogs are hate crimes. She just thought he was cute. Kek works in mysterious ways.
I voted for Nan just hoping she would win and the legislature would spend 4 years overturning vetoes. Shit either way.
Good for her!
My wife’s brother had a “friend” who was abusive as fuck. And a drunk. And a scumbag. One fine Christmas, the “friend” was drunk outside, wanting to go home. I walked outside to take trash out, and he thought it my BIL walking out. He yells, “Hey, faggot, I’m ready to go.”
What world am I in? I had to tell him to shut the fuck up, get in the car, put the windows up, and never talk that way to my brother in law. I was surprised those two guys would use “faggot” as an insult.
Anyway, that faggot drank himself to death the next year. My BIL is much better off, but was sad for a while. I was relieved. I was afraid I was going to kill him. Faggot.
Another reason I love this man. When we go to a party, and are supposed to bring a dish, I often bring a case of white castles. It drives my wife crazy, but they are always eaten.
Yes, amazing truth!
Reading a perspective on the renaissance right now. Plutarch’s library was key to getting things rolling. You are spot on.
My taxes have killed a hell of a lot more kids than my guns have.
A bad motherfucker.
Too much Bernie Sanders, not enough Bernie Goetz.
Better safe than sorry.
Until six years and a few days ago, I was stuck shitposting things from Drudge on cuckbook. Then my brother called and told me about a Dom on Reddit. I said. “What the fuck is Reddit?” Six years later, I still don’t give a fuck about reddit, but here I am with you guys. Thanks for helping me stay sane through all this ridiculous bullshit!
I have to admit, I like the “idiots in cars” sub. Then I started looking at the Ohio State University sub and it is a wasteland offaggottry. Not sure how I got onto Jokes.
Too bad it’s true.
This, it happened to us. Car was rear-ended April 1. Did not get it back until end of June. Thank god the tail light/turn signal were damaged. 3 months of rental car. Our car that was hit is a 2005. No way it isn’t totaled in the real world.
This movie is the basis of so many great memes as we figure out where evil is in the world today. If you’re here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, it might be a great way to spend a couple of hours. Enjoy your weekend!