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Followdamoolah2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Survivor here. Left nut tried to kill me. It’s gone and I still have more balls than the US congress and governors.

Check yourself. If negative, you’re out nothing and have had the thrill of a scrotal ultrasound. If positive, you’ve got a lifetime of bonus entertainment playing golf, basketball, pretty much anything with a ball. The fun never stops.

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Followdamoolah2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rudy is funny, but should he really be making fun of the retarded kid like that?

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Followdamoolah2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wait, shit, are you my brother? I'm bringing 2 households into Kentucky to meet up with 3 other households for Thanksgiving. And when we go home that night, we'll be violating DeWine's 10pm curfew. These two governors are Dumb & Dumber.

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Followdamoolah2 1 point ago +1 / -0

As we were leaving, my wife and I had this conversation...

Me: FYI, my pistol is in the console.

Wife: Which one?

Me: The big one.

Wife: (smiles, eyes light up) Alrighty.

She got super red-pilled by Nick Sandmann. Then she turned into the meme of the cat reading the newspaper, “I need to buy more guns.”

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Followdamoolah2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought that, too, as we were getting ready for the trip.

I can just imagine the Toyota Sienna design team getting together in Tokyo one day...

Team Leader: Hey, guys, how big should we make the console?

One American in the back: I have an idea.

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Followdamoolah2 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a .40 - did you just assume my caliber? Reeeeeee!

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Followdamoolah2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gift to myself to test a thought - can I IWB this beast?

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Followdamoolah2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, but not the faggotty kind.

It’s comments like this that make me love this place. This level of attention to a quick post I made at a rest area waiting for my wife to get back indicates I’m in an elite group.

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Followdamoolah2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a P365 that is much easier to carry. But, I’m a big guy and when some people get excited about “sweater weather,” I see other fashion options :-)

Actually just got this holster for this gun after talking to my brother. He has carried a Glock 19 for years and pointed out they’re not that different in size. It fits ok for me in a cross draw position, around 1:30 (I’m a lefty, but not that kind)

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Followdamoolah2 10 points ago +11 / -1

Agreed. It is riding there between me and my wife on this trip. Our first trip as a threesome :-)

When we get out, so does it.

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Followdamoolah2 29 points ago +31 / -2

Defying a host of government orders travel to see family for Thanksgiving. Confirmed compliance with CCW rules. I’ll stay out after streetlights are on, too.

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Followdamoolah2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but what about Pierre Delecto?

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Followdamoolah2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I prayed.It’s all I can do, but it is powerful. God be with your mom and your family, pede.

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Followdamoolah2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm struggling to keep up - what are the Minecraft references?

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Followdamoolah2 40 points ago +40 / -0

I've got a Forester. I'm invisible in that thing - 90MPH in a 30 speed zone? No problem, cops assume I've got my life partner and two rescue greyhounds in there, and they don't want to deal with that shit.

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Followdamoolah2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm so pissed at these fuckers. Pissed, but not surprised.

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