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Former_Libtard 9 points ago +9 / -0

Astronaut 1: LA is like ground zero?

Astronaut 2: (points pistol at the back of astronaut 1’s head) Always has been.

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Former_Libtard 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean the partisan activists?

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Former_Libtard 46 points ago +46 / -0

My wife just returned from voting. She had a sour look on her face. She tells me that she just voted R down the ticket for the first time in her life and felt bad about it. Our two party system sucks. But not today for me! We turned another one!!

Whooo hooo!!!

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Former_Libtard 2 points ago +2 / -0

This’ll be fun

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Former_Libtard 42 points ago +42 / -0

I live in a blue state, in a blue district, and the line to vote was nonexistent. Walked right in and voted R all the way down the ballot. GEOTUS FOR THE WIN!!!

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Former_Libtard 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wore an American flag as a cape.

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Former_Libtard 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just voted for GEOTUS and everyone with an R next to their name. Blue state? We’ll see about that, pedes!

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Former_Libtard 28 points ago +29 / -1

“Mostly peaceful”

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Former_Libtard 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m really surprised that Rogan hasn’t mentioned lately that they used to have Biden Night at the Comedy Store, where all the comics would do each other’s material...cuz he’s a plagiarizer.

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Former_Libtard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Found the Mad Lad!

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