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Formerlurker92 2 points ago +2 / -0

They forgot to pay the cut from the pallets to Obama. He takes exception to that

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Formerlurker92 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair I would re write the second too.

All citizens shall not be impeded from owning any arms and armaments by the fucksticks in government, lest the citizens use their guns on them with no legal consequences. This right shall not be infringed

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Formerlurker92 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I had my way election fraud would carry a death sentence

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Formerlurker92 2 points ago +2 / -0

Virtual monitors without enforcement is like a virtual condom. It will only "work" if you completely change the meaning of that word

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Formerlurker92 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cause one pointless unwinnable war wasn't enough

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Formerlurker92 31 points ago +31 / -0

Almost 80 of the country failed the iq test. Maybe we are getting dumber

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Formerlurker92 5 points ago +5 / -0

this.(puches stomach) .. is what.(slaps face). you get.(kicks back of knee). for not ..(drags to stairs)... controlling..(rear naked choke).... your .(push).. base

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Formerlurker92 2 points ago +2 / -0

Free vacation at best, social engineering at worst. Fired in both cases in a serious country

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Formerlurker92 5 points ago +5 / -0

Being freaked out by maggots in your apple is bug phobic. You were fine before you bit into it

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Formerlurker92 3 points ago +3 / -0

Something is wrong with the food

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Formerlurker92 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cost of doing business. Got a 20 times return on investment for that bribe

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Formerlurker92 3 points ago +3 / -0

That group never has anything to worry about in that department

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