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Forte 1 point ago +3 / -2

I'm just going to say it: this is why women shouldn't be police officers or active-duty troops. You can't afford accidents; people die when accidents happen in these situations.

At the same time, quit fucking resisting arrest. You aren't going to get shot if you cooperate. You have the right to remain silent, so don't say anything, just get in the car, go down to the station, and talk to your lawyer.

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Forte 6 points ago +6 / -0

My body is allergic to a million different things. There's no way I'm getting the vaccine. I'd rather take my chances with the China virus.

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Forte 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought this was a meme for a solid minute there

I don't know if I want to see this debate or not

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Forte 8 points ago +8 / -0

Senate Republicans have been failing us for the entire 21st century

Probably longer

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Forte 11 points ago +11 / -0

Biden doesn't even know he's in the fucking White House, he just leans on Jill, Pelosi, Harris, and others to tell him what he should be doing in the moment. He's so far out of it we'd have better leadership from a 17 year old on shrooms.

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Forte 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah it got really Supergay/SuperLesbian/SuperBi instead of being SuperStraight

Not that I really cared because I was just using it to shitpost but it was quickly turning into an LGBT astroturf instead of for straight folks who are sick of the bullshit

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Forte 2 points ago +2 / -0

I expected it to get nuked quick but goddamn Reddit is cucked so hard

Was a great meme while it lasted

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Forte 1 point ago +1 / -0

I almost feel bad for the Senate clerks who are going to have to do the reading to a nearly empty chamber (no way the Senators are gonna sit for that)

Almost.

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Forte 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm going to miss him a lot. He was a very great man. The voice of the people. A champion for good. We knew his time was short and in the back of my mind over the past year, I've been dreading reading the headline that he had passed. But it's good that he's now free from this world and is in a better place. Rest in peace, Rush Limbaugh, talent that was truly on loan from God.

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Forte 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glad to hear from him today. Still the classiest President.

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Forte 3 points ago +3 / -0

They tried "global cooling" as a method to enforce massive government control over the economy, your rights, and your daily lives.

Then they found out that the planet wasn't cooling. So they tried "global warming" as a method to enforce massive government control over the economy, your rights, and your daily lives.

Then they found out that the planet constantly changes where some years are warmer and some are cooler. So they tried "climate change" as a method to enforce massive government control over the economy, your rights, and your daily lives.

We live on a dynamic planet that can trend in multiple different ways before entirely reversing and going the opposite direction. We've had ice ages that have thawed. Hot summers and melting polar ice followed by ridiculously cold winters (hope ya'll in Texas are enjoying the snow!) and expanding polar ice. Climate change is just a natural phenomenon that we cannot do anything about, BECAUSE IT IS NATURAL. The left uses it as an excuse to enforce massive government control over the economy, your rights, and your daily lives.

The left's "science" is their own bastard religion. Question the efficacy of masks? "dEnIeR!!!11!!" Notice the whole climate-change-is-caused-by-humans scam for what it is? "hAtE sPeEcH!!!111!!!" It's like old religions where they screamed at people for supposedly being witches and calling non-perfect followers heretics. It's a farcical crock of bullshit.

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Forte 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck Democrats

Also fuck Republicans

What a colossal waste of time.

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Forte 14 points ago +14 / -0

It was plain as day to anyone who paid any attention. They were working together since 2016 to ensure Trump could not win again. This is just the "haha, yeah, we did it, and we did it to save democracy!"

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Forte 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, anarcho-communism sounds a lot like pure anarchy. Those who want to survive become crime bosses or else become slaves to the crime bosses.

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Forte 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same here. But instead, I just got mega red-pilled and became a staunch supporter of the destruction of current-day feminism. It is a societal cancer that needs to be eliminated.

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Forte 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I had money I'd get in. Didn't know about this when their price was low enough I could afford a share and now I can't. Still, this is amazing.

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Forte 1 point ago +1 / -0

China virus, Wuhan virus, Kung Flu, WuFlu, XiFlu, Winnie the Flu, Ching Chong sneeze... should I go on?

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