The legendary Turkracken.

His dick was stuck in a chicken.

Biden conceding the race.

I don't know, man. I just took a hit off a doobie* and he makes perfect sense to me. : ]

*Yeah I know, I'm showing my age.

I guess sometimes they have to haul away more trash than a squad car or paddy wagon can hold.

I had a similar experience earlier. A flock flying in formation of what looked like Swifts or Swallows flew over, must have been 50 - 100 birds. I've lived here 20 years and never saw that before. Live in a forest at 5500 ft altitude, we have plenty of Owls, Quail, Jays, Hawks, Ravens, Finches, Hummy Birds, etc., but nothing that flies in flocks like that. hmmmm.

Mental Health Counselor? "Physician", heal thyself.

Did George "Can't Stanya" Costanza transition? Why am I always the last to know these things?

Bubba tryin' to pass.

...to go pick up flied lice at the local take out.

We're having a party (Fuck Newsome). Margaritas and Henninger Premium Lager. Probably some shots of Jager and peach whiskey later on. Smoked brisket with garlic mashed potatoes, creamed corn and baked beans. We gonna Partay!

We're kind of remote, so not likely to see any commies starting shit around here. We're ready in any case.

Psychiatrists choose their field of study in an attempt to heal themselves. This bitch has quite a way to go yet.

"I am Frau Whitler..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bps5hJ5DQDw

I was wondering how long it would take to get this comment.

He was fed soy from day 1. His mother never breast fed him, she told him she liked him as a friend.

Cry moar.

Here, try this...

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=melania+trump&t=h_&iax=images&ia=images

The first time I ever fired a weapon it was a twelve gauge and it about knocked 16 year old me on my ass. Would not recommend to first timers either.

Translation: Lena Dunham said she wishes some one had fucked her.

Only way this could have been more badass is if they had blasted this as they flew in...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q

The left hates a man of their own creation, one who does not exist.

Mel was ahead of his time (1974) as usual.

"Mel Brooks' comic masterpiece, made in black and white. No offense."

Eric's Cervixi needs a new tampon.

I never did trust Uncle Fester.

Sasquatch.

The one on the right stance in front of a urinal to pee.