Nuns are the brides of Christ. Not physically but spiritually, for they dedicate their lives to Jesus as married couples do. They bind themselves to Him by the vows they take.

I'm not Catholic, my mother's family are, but I've always loved this about the Sisters.

He'll have them excommunicated by the end of the week.

Lo amo tanto.

Ooh-ooh, I know this one.

Blame Trump and Putin.

I like Sylvester's answer at the end though. Aaaaaaahhhhh shadup!

Cue Foghorn Leghorn...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CxX8nvLalE

Is coon a verb now?

Yeah and fuck that pussy Jay Leno too. I used to like watching his Garage series, but now he can go fuck a duck.

Hey Rocky, watch this!!

Yeah, but the really good kind of exhausting.

(another one)

I once got called about taking a weight loss survey.

They asked me what my weight loss goals for the year were. I told them I was currently at 350 #s and wanted to break 400 by the end of the year. There was a brief silence, then a dial tone.

Hey Rocky, wanna see me push a commie outta my ass?

Like a fart in church.

-mom

Border patrol agent was helping him try to find his parents. Little Pedro asked the agent if he thought they could find them. Border patrol agent replies "I don't know kid, there are so many places they can hide."

RD

Say "legislative" one more fucking time, I fucking dare you!

Stretchin Stretchin Stretchin Gretchen Gretchen Gretchen bruh bruh bruh...

Her butthole has an echo too?

"She's so fat her belly button has an echo."

RD

What a crowd, what a crowd! I tell ya, I'm all right now but last week I was in rough shape, ya know? I bought a water bed. There were two guys swimming in it looking for Cuba.

Got kicked out of a commie utopia for being a lazy do nothing big mouth.

Order a catapult and some rockets from Acme.

Buh Bye Georgia.

I hope the coyotes drag his ass across the border to meh hee ko.

I did while I was on a Zoom call of undecided voters.

That's when the lid was called.

What time did the debate end?