Why are they criminals for not reporting it?

Aiding and abetting is a legal doctrine related to the guilt of someone who aids or abets (encourages, incites) another person in the commission of a crime (or in another's suicide).It exists in a number of different countries and generally allows a court to pronounce someone guilty for aiding and abetting in a crime even if they are not the principal offender.

You might need a new dispensary.

Gtrfan = Gator fan? If so, I've got a movie recommendation for you...

Scenes from "Big Trouble" starring Tim Allen, Rene Russo, Dennis Farina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I0K-ymOTS4

No offense (wink, eye roll).

Durka durka mohammed jihad.

If you've loved and lived with many dogs (cats, whatever) over the span of a long lifetime the Rainbow Bridge is gonna be wild.

“I’m rooting for him to do well by our country,” Bridges said. “I’m rooting for him as a human being to do the cool thing.”

Jeff IS the Dude.

Pound the puddin'.

Yeah I know, what I meant was you could see it with the naked eye, no microscope or anything?

Best version of this meme ever.

TD.Win is my inspiration.

You could see it?

Hacked, whacked, I'll not quibble over SMALL details.

Then whose penis was it?

Norman Rockwell approves of this artistic license.

Do I have to pay taxes on the guns I lost wile boating on Lake Titicaca?

Great minds think alike. First thing I thought of.

WAR

Check him out. One of his 70+ Tonight Show appearances, from 1979...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrFgD9-l390

I just woke up, it's still dark outside. Later this morning when the sun's up I'll take and post a pic of the beast. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband...

I just hope he knows better than to bite his lower lip. That WOULD be the end of Drumph!

I have one of those. He's positively prehistoric looking, Sharpei/Wolf-Huskie hybrid, and his bark sounds like nothing you've ever heard before. He's great with people as long as I'm around, but don't dare come into my driveway otherwise. He'll eat the tires off your car.

Wi Tu Hi.

ONE second?!?! MOAR please.

"Looks good on you though." Wink, eye roll.

I'm not Catholic but this guy is great. Here is his YT video page...

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrUWxVI_OwC7moFFTCuXZUw/videos

The perfect visual and musical metaphor.