Then crack the head!

Bring back old sparkie.

I got some carrot cake oreos and they were shit. Rainbow? I can't even. What do they taste like, unicorn turds?

"I told my wife I think our kids are spoiled. She said a lot of kids smell like that."

Rodney the Great

Yo voy a votar por Donald Trump!!

She knows Joe will hog the door and she'll be left to freeze and drown.

Brownies + raisins = nirvana

Why does everything have to be made into a yuge drama with these idiots? I watched the video and the camera actually zoomed in on the $$. It looked like 4 or 5 twenties. Not a "wad of cash" where I come from. (BROOKLYN, NY!!)

Impressive length. All in one go without a single bite mark.

Ryan Detzel said he bought the $300 figure at a Halloween store and was inspired to place Biden’s image on it. When activated, the witch raises the child to suck out its soul. Detzel said.

“I thought it was a pretty hilarious idea,” he said.

I like this guy.

I'm a fucking retard, short and stout

Here in my bubble where I pass out.

Anyone else old enough to remember Chubby Checker and "Let's Do the Twist"?

"Let's Do the Trump" is the new dance craze to sweep the world!

What are you talking about? She's adorable and deadly.

Annette be lookin' fine back in the day, whew!

Also, Maynard G. Krebbs??? WORK!?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgecgpCfAYo

What pistol, where?

It's like The Twist! But way Trumpier. From 1960 here's Chubby Checker...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHGXwQeUk7M

Let's do "The Trump"!

Size 45 XXXL cojones.

Now that's a yuge fuck you.

Sounds like it might be the barge captain trying to get the lookouts to manage traffic.

I'll bet this retard's brain will fit in a shot glass.

Huff Post huffing their own farts again.

"Trump Investigative Truth Seekers" aka TITS

Where do I sign up?

Not wrong. Lying.

This is a chronic repost...that I can't get enough of!