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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can’t believe that the phrase “punishing senators who voted to convict” is written like it’s a bad thing.

You wingnuts crapped on our guy. Of course we’re gonna retaliate!

How does any person get that disconnected to common sense?

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

For the love of all that is holy, if you are in the military, don’t take any experimental drugs.

I’ve been fighting joint pain and mental lapses since Desert Storm and the PB tablets we were ordered to take.

You voluntarily joined so we can by law experiment on you.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Follow the money.

Some swamp creatures are trying to sabotage from within to force Texas on the national grid.

My theory anyway. Texas w/independent power = less control in Washington.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 3 points ago +3 / -0

Many probably have. My wife caught it late October before the CDC actually admitted there was a new virus around.

She told me she felt like the flu was starting to get her. But she also said breathing is harder than usual.

Her trouble breathing made me think she was having heart trouble. (Runs in her family). Her docs put her on a treadmill and gave a stress test. Poor lady said the test about killed her.

Every one of us involved thought it was flu at first.

Heck we even thought that afterward. We’re not getting younger and thought the flu had whooped her good. (I had it also but symptoms were very mild to the point I ignored them for worrying about her)

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 14 points ago +14 / -0

There is probably many who are depressed after the Biden theft. Taking a minute to step away from any online media. Decompress.

Another theory, people missed that the Donald.win became patriots.win.

The day it happened, luckily for me, I clicked on early when they said change is coming. Clicked a few hours later and ‘poof’. Gone.

No search engines was showing any change to Patriots.win. In fact I had a panic when I tried to remember the new name was Patriots.win. Kept leaving the ‘S’ off and was hitting dead ends.

My 2 cents.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nitros oxide. N O

One atom of each.

Add a second atom of Oxygen and you get Dioxide.

NO2 is Nitrogen Dioxide.

Doesn’t help illegals run faster in my dad joke.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anthony Johnson.

Was a slave sold into indentured servitude by Muslim slavers.

Won his freedom and later had his own indentured servants.

One asked for release after the 7th year. I think the court released him but something else happened with the court reversing the original order and was returned to Johnson. For Life!

Johnson owned him for life. Dats a slave!

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 10 points ago +10 / -0

No kidding.

I’ll never look at my Johnson or a pan of bacon the same way after this...

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Git undah da wawta!”

The clincher was moms was filming her son set himself on fire and told him to watch his potty mouth.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could have wrote this letter myself except I’ve never worn a mask.

Only one conflict in a buffet restaurant. They want you to mask and glove near the food. I’m ok because most buffet are human slop troughs. Once they want me to buy the mask instead of giving one is when I had a problem.

I get looks but no one has said boo to me.

But it’s a real red state and many people are just non confrontational.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Hey robinhood well my games stop stock and buy FenixAmmo.”

“We don’t know if it’s currently traded...”

“I mean, buy bullets!!”

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 8 points ago +8 / -0

...😑

Took me a second longer than it should have to get the joke!

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 5 points ago +5 / -0

Usually a repackage results in increased sales for a short term anyway but I see what you mean.

Pearl milling company sounds heavy industrial to me. Don’t make me think of waffles!

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shouldn’t it be a thing to track anyone trying to influence education?? Not just talking about the slant eye Red Devils. (Oops. Racist speech from Fourtyandfourtyfive is the opinion of Fourtyandfourtyfive and not this station)

I’d wanna know if America’s little brother Canada was trying to stir up things.

I really want to use the phrase ‘common sense’ but it’s so rare today.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sorry Gal Gadot. You are tiny. Amazons are not.

Amazons were strong, big, curvy. (All good for snu-snu!)

This woman here should have played Wonder Woman.

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