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Fourtyandfourtyfive 4 points ago +4 / -0

Easy there with the cartoon quotes.

Transformers could mean a whole other ball(s) of wax nowadays...

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

So. Biden and company aren’t just wanting to undo the Trump presidency, they want to lose the Cold War that St Reagan won??

I don’t trust Putin as far as I can throw him but I gotta respect his Russia is for Russians attitude.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does Coke have a black CEO, COO or CFO?

My money is no.

I haven’t drank that stuff since less white became an issue.

2-3 a day and some weekends even more.

Haven’t had a drop since nor will I.

Fuck you Coke. I was a consumer of your American product but NEVER again.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like hogs feeding at the same slop trough.

Just threw up in my own mouth...

Sick and sad.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can confirm.

Worked in an E.R.

The stories...

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s not swallowing fentanyl or shoving crack up his ass.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well. Hurry up Mike.

I need some work boots and can’t find a pair in my size not made in China.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is that what that is?

Flea market + stolen hair weaves = 100% profit.

They’ll steal the taste out of your mouth.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can I have just the filter??

I mean it possible to filter the covid out. Let’s get a service to the old chassis.

No need to add Bluetooth to something made in the 60s.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 3 points ago +3 / -0

All I ask is you come get mine last.

All thugs, all police, all military and private owners. Collect them all and then come to me and say, Mr Fourtyandfourtyfive, we have rid the planet of guns. Except you. You have the last one(s)”

...

“That’s Grand Emperor Fourtyandfourtyfive now!”

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let me flip the script.

She says without an education participation trophy that one shouldn’t ask questions about the unknown.

I thought that was the reason teachers exist.

“I don’t know about ‘X’”. Random person

“I know a great deal about ‘X’. Nother random bio creature

“Hey we should exchange ideas so I can learn more about X”

That’s teaching. She’s offended by being asked to DO HER JOB!!!

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 4 points ago +4 / -0

Still tried to cling to the bullshit narrative.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 10 points ago +10 / -0

Come to Alabama

Come visit Fourtyandfourtyfive

I feed you your spine.

Faggot.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think coke is poweraid not Gatorade

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Double mutant corona.

Why does that make me think of murder hornets...🙄

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 6 points ago +6 / -0

Read this in a proper British voice...

Then I lost it at “and shit” 🤣🤣. Also read in a proper British accent.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

So. It’s happened before.

She ran as a write in. They allowed anything with a scribble on it to be counted for Murkowski

She’s been playing with the left for years. Shell only be replaced when the left no longer had any use for her.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

I built one that slings arrows. Would that be allowed?

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me. Step on plane. See 11 men of middle eastern heritage, acting nervous.

Me. Nope. Backs off plane

Me. Gets on another flight. Sees Asian female pilot

Me. Nope!! Goes back to plane one.

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