“He hurt my bad area!!”
Points at head, ears.
“I think he touched my female penis also!”
I was hanging out with a lesbian neighbor.
Jerry springer came on the tv and this over the top, feather boa, mincing, flailing, Prince stuns double, queen came on.
My friend had a pained look and did a facepalm.
Without pulling her head out of her hand, said something along the lines of “hate these over the top faggots” and “not helping”.
Yep. This meme is accurate.
Or I have to pay my own reparations...
I’m confused with clown world.
0bama in a fistfight
No way.
The editor mistook ‘fisting’ or ‘sword fight’! No other explanation makes sense.
Thanks for your service
Now thank me for mine. (Or don’t. I’m done)
US Army Active Duty War Vet.
You say “prove me wrong I welcome the challenge”
Then backtrack and say no proof other than bodies will suffice.
How in the holy hell can that be argued in a message board?? I gave two links to a military and a mental health source. Different groups with the same info.
Classy ending it with an insult also. (My turn)
You sound like a child and a liberal.
https://www.apa.org/monitor/2020/01/ce-corner-suicide
Quick internet search seems to agree with 17-22 a day average.
I’m white. (Mostly)
How can I be more white?
I wanna be the whites of whiteys to say FU to racists.
So. I don’t care to protect strangers. Fuc* you! You are on your own!
Plus. I don’t need protection from anyone or anything.
Ok. That one but we can keep Grand Torino, right?
You just assumed race!! White of all colors!!!
The mostest rasist of all! Feel like imma gonna pass out. I’m literally raging!
Turn yourself in to a leftist re-education camp immediately.
(Sarcasm tag and a thanks to God for my ability to NOT think like these brain damaged leftist)
This has been bugging me lately.
Why the sudden uptick in public dumping? These people used to find facilities or at least found a secluded spot.
What’s happened to Californians suddenly dropping trousers on the walkway??
The picture under the banner of queer america looks like an unhinged, crazy person.
One must assume the editor picked the best of the lot.
One wiener per relationship is enough for me.
Damn. Sounded gay.
Oh well. Forward and onward. No retreat!
Dear white farmers,
Quit calling it the black belt.
I know you mean the soil is perfect to grow cotton!!
youwantblackstopickmassascotton!!
...I wanna punch myself for that.
Can confirm
Would go to war for Melania.
I’d love a Magacola or a Trump Cherry Select.
Think about it. One of the big ones is red/white. The other is blue/white
I’d love one in red/white and blue. With gold accent. Full Trump.
At least red all over...
Would love to listen in on coca colas board meeting.
“Which one of you dumb pricks is responsible for this getting out!! In fact, who’s shitbrained idea was this in the first place?!??!”
I thought they had one.
Guess they left the gate open...
Needs a GD warning label.
I won’t get hard for the next 4 days now!!
Can’t believe that the phrase “punishing senators who voted to convict” is written like it’s a bad thing.
You wingnuts crapped on our guy. Of course we’re gonna retaliate!
How does any person get that disconnected to common sense?
For the love of all that is holy, if you are in the military, don’t take any experimental drugs.
I’ve been fighting joint pain and mental lapses since Desert Storm and the PB tablets we were ordered to take.
You voluntarily joined so we can by law experiment on you.
Follow the money.
Some swamp creatures are trying to sabotage from within to force Texas on the national grid.
My theory anyway. Texas w/independent power = less control in Washington.
I think the are referred to as ‘seedlings’.
Ouch.