“Suppress” is a mild and generous term…

Only Magnus, Robot fighter will be able to save us.

That bottom picture is making me laugh far more than it ought to be . May be the cognac tonight, may be something else. Whatever it is, I thank you!

Could also be titled, “Vegans find God at :41 seconds.” Bwhahahaha!!!

Weighs? WEIGHS?!!! WTF with the “weighs?”!!! Arrrgghhh… Enough of the fucking clown world… this sucks!!!

I could say so much, but nothing that sums it up as well as this.

I just curious, did everyone receive a medal at the end anyway? That would put the final icing on this shit cake.

And props to the flag holder for not making a face or rolling her eyes. My God, I know I would not have been able to show the same restraint.

I want to say, “not my circus not my monkeys…” but nevertheless I can’t find the freaking exit!

Totally agree - just not with any the involvement of any actual hammers!

And this is real? I mean, this isn’t a Babylon Bee story, right?

Klaus Schwab approves of this comment. (You’ve seen him in his formal beach attire, yeah?)

I have to give props to the PV undercover reporter. If this was the third date, what must he have subjected himself to to earn the pfiece of shit’s trust on the first two dates? That’s dedication to the cause, man!

Ahh… the only thing missing is a good, “Don’t taze me bro!”

I have never tried that one (the beer, not the joint) but the way you guys make it sound, I am so looking forward to Monday after work!

Some people do get hammered to forget things.

I echo this; Stop. (But I confess that I’m laughing out loud while typing this…🤣🤣🤣🤣)

I love my wife of almost 25 years. She has been, is, and always will be the best friend I’ll ever have.

We’ve had (and still have) our fun, but at no point in our last 25 years has anything like the phrase “holding a hammer together like friends after sex” ever applied to us.

For this and many other reasons do I say, “Thank you God for not making me a Democrat.”

I feel badly that the rock group, The Who now is a casualty of war, linked by similar sounding name to the World Health Organizarion.

“I believe in Zients…” “Zients is real…”

I can see these headlines coming up real soon.

…was THE seedy, lying Criminal.

…and still is.

On the contrary, in his case the “tell” would be his brain actually suddenly working a little better.

I guess they realized something is entirely too unbelievable about the mysterious Damar Hamlin “public return”. The public isn’t buying into the manufactured “tendies”, so they’re going to this to distract from the latest Pfizer revelations (props again to O’Keefe and his crew!.)

I’ve said it elsewhere, but not bears repeating:

James O’Keefe is a genuine national treasure. May God bless and protect him and his people.

Ahhh… he obviously preparing for a post-Pfizer career in the political sector.