MY PRECIOUS IMAGINARY POINTS OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
Excellent post. Please, take an updoot. Take ten!
People are fucking dumb.
Living life for upvotes & shitting on other people online.
On nose not my imaginary points that I turn in for...well...nothing.
Not even a cheeseburger. But, yeah, fuck the Left. XD
Me on my deathbed: how many updoots did I have?
Counting imaginary completely useless internet points ...ah, a life worth living!
much precious updoots
Yeah, I think Bloomberg is the least worrisome or even interesting. It would be like Trump vs a washed out shadow version of himself. Similar, a billionaire but not as well-known or idiosyncratic. Less funny and humble. I dunno.
Biden, what a sad and miserable turn of evens that would be for the DNC.
FUCKING corrupt kid snuffer.
No, the only one that's interesting would be OLD MAN SANDERS.
YEP...
BAD LUCK BERNIE™.
BERNIE THE PUNCHING BAG. THE GUY MOST LIKELY TO HAVE BEEN LOCKED IN A LOCKER AT SOME POINT DURING HIGH SCHOOL.
Bernie Sanders who honey mooned in the Soviet Union...vs Trump.
TWIST: BERNIE WINS. ?
THE NATION'S ECONOMY COLLAPSES STRAIGHTAWAY. ??
WE ALL GET TO LEARN THE LESSON FIRST HAND THAT CAPITALISM TRULY IS THE BEST AND SOCIALISM SUCKS ROTTEN EGGS.
TRUMP EITHER COMES BACK IN 2024 OR, HOPEFULLY, BY THAT TIME WE HAVE A (MORE DIVERSE AND GORGEOUSLY RESPENDIENT, FECUND CORNUCOPIA OF SWEET NATIONALIST BAD-ASSES IN TEN VIENNA OF STEPHEN MILLER, STEVEN "BADBOY" BANNON, THAT ONE CHOCK THAT'S SO HOT I FEEL SICK WHEN I THINK OF HER BECAUSE I KNOW I'LL NEVER LAY NEXT TO HER AND STROKE HER PERFECT FACE AND HEAR HER TALK IN THAT DROWSY HALF-ASLEEP VOICE AS SHE LAYS CURLED SNUG IN MY MASSIVE, PROTECT TING ARMS IN MY LIFE DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT THOUGH, THAT WOULD BE REALLY AWKWARD AND EMBARRASSING FOR BOTH OH YEAH KELLYANNE CONWAY! THAT'S HER NAME, WHO ELSE?) WE HAVE EVeN A SINGLE HIGH PROFILE NAME WHO ISNT CAMERA SHY, LOVES HIS COUNTRY DEARLY AND ISNT AFRAID TO TAKE ON THE SOW ARMY OF PEDANTIC ASSHOLES THAT MAKE UP THE PRESS.
TRUST ME THEY'RE A SHITMUNCHING ARMY OF EGO TRIPPING CONTROL FREAK COLLIES.
I LOVED LOVED SEEINGBPUTIN EYE THEM THAT ONE TIME WITH TRUMP.
"Oh, these are the people giving you a hard time?" *devious machinations in his head*
No wonder Putin sent a few to an early grave. Don Lemon ...I'm just saying...Don Lemon would be better behaved if that option was more prevalently displayed and readily exercised.
Death, the great equalizer and humbler of us all.
NOW THAT I THINK OF IT, though, KELLYANNE I DON'T KNOW HER POLITICAL POSITIONS.
HM, THAT'S KINDA MY POINT THOUGH. IM NOT ADVERSE TO AMERICA LEARNING THE HARD WAY.
DUMBASSES TAKE EVERYTHING FOR GRANTED AND CAN'T REMEMBER A FEW YEARS AGO.
SOME FINKING IDIOT TOLD ME "LURR HURR, THOSE GOLDEN YEARS OF THE_DONALD WERE LIKE LURR HURR FOUR YEARS AGO, THOUGH HIRRR DIRER!"
God help me I've never wanted to murder someone as much as I did at that second.
Four FUCKING years? You FUCKING idiot.
Fours years is nothing. I bet that smelly, green puss drooling twatface calls himself a conservative, too, what are the odds, peedies? What are the odds.
This bitch needs to suffer.
What had he accomplished in 30 years???
NOTHING
He got PUNKED by two salty teenager, ffs.
The man is 80 and not ready, he'll never be ready!!
Peaked in the 70s Sanders!
Bad Luck Bernie™
P.S. fuck you meathead Rogan. I don't give a SHIT about your apology you pussy chasing dumbfuck. You'd say anything to look good depending on who pure in front of that minute. Your values are like a FUCKING WINDSOCK. Fuck Off Rogan.
Look at this stupid, smug, fat, ugly, froggy fucking dumb GOD DAMN bitch. How can anyone look at that fucking face and not feel rage rising up in them like a cartoon thermometer, I have no idea. I want to FUCKING destroy SHIT looking at that FUCKING fat GOD DAMNED UGLY FROG BITCH FACE.
I just thought of the perfect gnash-up of words for that ignorant dumb bitch!
Behold!:
SMUGLY
We live inside the eyeball of a giant and the "stars" we see are really just cities on the other side of this hollow, eyeball-y interior.
She's such a phoney.
Funny story: like all of us, I've seen her face thousands of times.
BUT I just heard her speak at a Bernie event streamed via YT. Recommended. Go do it. Hollyyy...OH MY FCKIN ....horrible, horrible speaker. Like, voice sounds exactly how you'd imagine it. High pitched, annoying. And, she is literally as talented as a sack of flour. Kek!
Just...pedestrian.
Literally. Pedestrian.
In every possible way. In all that she had to say. I was horrified...and also relieved. By that I mean, she'll probably never amount to anything and so its just a sign of how horribly weak their field of candidates is right now. When, relief! But, God help us if the DNC calls big guns or... God knows, some fluke happens and Sanders and her get in then Sanders croaks. We're fukt if that happens. Really badly fucked in the keister.
Call us fat cat greedmongets but Republicans ...if we get our "non-political outsiders" to run then its a field of badasses who have experience with high pressure showdowns of ego concerning billions of dollars and international travel and etc etc. Big stakes!
Democrats outsider group of non-politicians are the most annoying "stick bitchs" at the pretentious bar you never go to and shut-in bug-eyed mental cases you've ever seen. Someone who doesn't know her asshole from a hole in the ground and is thoroughly indistinguishable from millions of other dumb, low-average, annoying af, Chihuahua-like bitches. Yap yap yap yap yap! Virtue signal, anecdotal story, virtue signal, yap yap yap yap yap yap yap! Virtue signal, anecdotal story, virtue signal, yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap! Virtue signal, anecdotal story, virtue signal, yap yap yap yap yap yap yap
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