First, it was two young black chicks double teaming Bernie like they was wrasslng in mashed potatas. They ST8 JACKED HIS SHIZNIT and gainied a total lifetime + upgrade! Yes, a permanent lifestyle upgrade for LIFE! For what?? Simply for rushing his FUCKING stage and talking over him like a bunch assholes!! And he just sat there hanging his head.

That was the ZENITH OF SJWism in this country! Reminded me of...

"Cool clock, Akmed" (you FUCKING terrorist wannabe). "Come to the White House and let me blow you oh wait you left the country and are flicking us all off and building Iran's nuclear weapons. Cool. Heh. Well, as a fellow Muslim, I respect your decision!"

ANYWAYS...

Bernie just complains about shot but offers no solution!!!

A bad sign of what his presidency, heaven forbid, would look like!!

Versus TRUMP!!! Who was called HITLER by dozens of well-known newspapers and nationally distributed magazines....and didn't comokain, he turned it in his favor!!

How us like that craziness, my Hebrew friends?

He was similar to a certain non-traditional Jewish guy by the name of Jesus.

Always with the perfect one-liner IMF intelligent thing to say.

I mean clearly....very, very different but how much worse did Trump have it than whiny Bernie? Can we have an honest moment here people?

Ok.

Lets look then!

Trump was against:

NYTs, LA Times, Time, WaPo, HuffPo, The Post, Variety, New Yorker, US News, Guardian, BBC, NPR, Salon, SLATE, Atlantic, The Root, Heavy, Vox, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, PBS, DemocracyNow! (With Lying Hack, Amy Goodman), culture and lifestyle outlets weaponize to hit you went your guard is down, Christianity Today, Psychology Today, IndieWire, Jezebel, Jalopnik, GQ, Vice, Rolling Stone, Comedy Central, SNL, Hollywood, Better Homes & Gardens...

FOX FUCKING NEWS....had Megayn Kelly sharpening her nails as a biased debate moderator, flooded debate field with losers, flooded debate audience with Jeb! supporters!

And, apparently, (hasn't been proven in court but seems very damn likely that Obongo, who I voted for so I can call him motherfucking Obongo drum being bong banging a bong hitting the bong Bong-a-Longo if I damn well want to! Barack, by God, Oblahblah sending the "insurance" the lovers were talking about and basically what I'm saying is Trump had to fight the FBI and CIA on top of the entcmedia outside of Breitbart!

Had to fight the entire NeverTrumper Republican Party who hated and hates him to this day trying to sanotague him!

Trump was surrounded.

The chips were down.

His back against the wall.

He was in a mob hideout garage. A soundproofed room, waking up with a bright light in his face.

Would he urinate on himself warmth and wetness like a familiar shame from childhood? And, as Stalin used to say, turn on his best friend to save his own skin?

Would he cry and give up?

He showed his real self.

Oldest president in history.

THIS MOTJETFUCKER CAME OUT SWINGING IMNEDUATELY AND NEVER EVER STOPPED SWINGING TO THIS DAY HE'S STILL SWINGING FOR THE BLEACHERS YOU MOTHETFUCKETS!!

He took on the DEMOCRATS. Every GOT DAMNED ONE of them.

He DESTROYED FOX NEWS WHEN THEY TRIFLED WITH HIM BY FUCKiNG WALKING AWAY FRoM A NATIONAL DEBATE!!!

That's right!! UNHEARD OF!!!

HE WALKED the fuq AWAY FROM A NATIONAL DEBATE DURING THE PRIMARIES!!!

He said, YOU ARE A CHEAT. FUCK YOU.

AND HOSTED A GATHERING FOR WOUNDED WAR VETERANS INSTEAD.

BECAUSE FOX WAS PULLING BALONEY.

GUESS WHAT HAPPEN NEXT!

FOX FOLDED LIKE FINE LINEN.

"OH, FUCK, EXCUSE ME, DR COWBOY TRUMP. MY PARDONS. WE WANT HAVE THE DEBATE IF YOU'RE NOT THERE. SO SORRY TO UPSET YOU.

THAT'S HOW I NEW, FOR SURE, I WAS DEALING WITH A VERY STABLE GENIUS. (THOUGH I PREFER THINKING OF HIM AS A MADMAN, STILL. TOMATOE, TOMATOE)

HE THEN SAT THE FUCK DOWN WITH ✨MEAGYN "NEW HAIRCUT" KELLY✨ AND DID ANOTHER ROUND FACE TO FACE BE USE THIS MAN FEEDS ON INTENSITY! HE SUCKS IT UP LIKE PURE ...OXYGEN. THE MORE SCREEN TIME THE BETTER.

HE PAID LESS AND STAYED ON EVERYONE'S MIND ANYWAYS BECAUSE HE KNEW HOW TO GO OVER THE LINE ON THE CORRECT SIDE OF THE OVERTONES WINDOW, PEDES!! HE BROKE THE RULES BUT IN A DIRECTION THE NEEDED TO BE BROKEN IN. THUS SETTING US FREE.

POINT BEING: he beat every single mouth-running "Democrat"/"socialist"/"FUCKING COMMUNIST EDGELORD COUNTS", of course.

AND, he whipped the SHIT out of his own party!!! He LAID A SMACKIN' on the ESTABLISHMENT REPUBLICANS AND CONSERVATIVE INC THAT ...WELL THATCHER'S NO OTHER WAY TO SAY IT, PEDES, THEY WE'RE AND LIKELY ARE PAID OPPOSITION, KAYFABE, PAPER TIGERS / EMPTY SUITS THAT PRETEND TO FURIOUSLY GO AFTER THE LEFT....

...BUT IF THEY EVER GOT WHAT THEY CLAIM TO WANT, THEY'D SHIT THEMSELVES STRAIGHT-AWAY!!

THEY HATE POOR WHITES ALMOST AS BAD AS THE LEFT DOES. NEVERFEAR, I'M NOT LEAVING OUT POOR BLACKS OR ANYONE ELSE, PEDES!! BUT, PLEASE BE AWARE BLACK AND ASIAN AND HISPANIC PEDES, EVERYONE IS WELL AWARE OF YOUR STRUGGLE BUT WANT ACKNOWLEDGE GENERATIONAL WHITE POVERTY EXCEPT TO LAUGH WITH THEIR TONGUES OUT. WE, FINANCIALLY POOR WHITES, ARE TRULY THE LAST DEMOGRAPHIC THAT IS STILL VOICELESS. THAT STILL HAD NO GROUP REPRESENTATION IN "OUR" (ALL OF OUR, WE ALL OWN THIS COUNTRY, RIGHT??) COUNTRY.

LASTLY, TRUMP FOUGHT THE SATANIC, GLOBE-HOMO-POMO-FROYO-TROMPS

He fought the entire world.

Trump v THE WORLD.

And, won.

For us, peedies.

He did it only for us, peedies.

Meanwhile, Bernie Sanders can't change his pants without laying down in bed.

He's so busy getting dicked by the DNC, every week, MORE DICK! That all he does is mooooan like an old spinster. Like he's really getting off on in. Like he's fantasizing about being raped by four men while 'his man' is out rimming another guy like its a bowl of Ben and Jerry's, (sexual perversion and ass-to-mouth is great, you FUCKING stupid goyim don't know what you're missing!!!)