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Fridge_pirate 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn, that bar's so low it's practically buried underground.

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Fridge_pirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

I may not subscribe to that guys hatred or disdain of an entire people, but your comment is so fucking spot on it hurts.

Yep.

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Fridge_pirate 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, gotta take that high road every chance we get.

Eyeroll.

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Fridge_pirate 2 points ago +2 / -0

Understandable. I wish you and yours the best of luck, good health and excellent days ahead. No need for a /s for this comment, as it's meant completely sincerely.

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Fridge_pirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not too quick on the uptake today, are we.

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Fridge_pirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

No that would be racist. I think.

I dunno how the rules work, specifically, but I'm doubling down on the racist excuse anyways.

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Fridge_pirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

No worries, that'll get squashed and wiped clear. Landlord can obviously afford to eat it, they're a landlord for goodness sake.

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Fridge_pirate 2 points ago +2 / -0

I rented an apartment some 15 years ago or so. Downstairs neighbor was a big fan of rent to own.

Once every couple of months the music levels would get insane for a few weeks, then stop for a good, long while.

I'll leave it up to the reader to figure out why that was happening.

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Fridge_pirate 2 points ago +2 / -0

Zoom in for that delicious cross-section shot.

That's a thumbnail right there.

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Fridge_pirate 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everyone knows you gotta leave a Snickers for the Beast.

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Fridge_pirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because he spouted a bunch of bullshit for years and everyone coddled his balls over it. Now they dont have an easy target anymore and whoops, hes in the crosshairs.

If he wasn't such a bitch all the time he would have flown under the radar. This is what happens when one gets complacent.

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Fridge_pirate 5 points ago +5 / -0

I ordered a bundle of 15 of those just to scatter around the garage, and in the backs of all our vehicles. Hasn't made a world of difference or saved my bacon at all , but it wasn't expensive and seemed like a thing to do. So I did.

Maybe one day I'll need one super bad and it'll be right there. Who knows.

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Fridge_pirate 2 points ago +3 / -1

Can we not let them back in the real world, please? I dont see any benefit to that, at all.

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Fridge_pirate 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funniest damned meme I seen all day. Bravo.

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Fridge_pirate 29 points ago +29 / -0

It was easier back in the day when we could just call them "weird assholes" and be done with it.

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Fridge_pirate 5 points ago +5 / -0

She'll know. And that's one too many, if you ask me.

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Fridge_pirate 15 points ago +15 / -0

Alright fuck, that's quite enough of this garbage for tonight.

Should have just gone to bed. But noooo, just one more cigarette and let's check the phone...

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Fridge_pirate 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yes, they are. 110%.

If it walks like a duck, sounds like a duck, looks like a duck...

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Fridge_pirate 4 points ago +4 / -0

The entire month of February.

O wait...

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Fridge_pirate 2 points ago +5 / -3

But no one really gives a shit in the real world. This is completely an online, Twitter and Facebook "problem."

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