by Lunar
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Fridge_pirate 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anything that makes it impossible for me to get locked in a cage if I grow the wrong plant in my garden is fine by me.

Convenience is nice but really I just want to do my thing and not have people all the way up my butt about it.

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Fridge_pirate 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah that's the Devil fucking with you. Gotta push past him, keep going. Never surrender.

Want another shot? I'll pour us a couple more shots. Its health food, basically.

;)

Just fucking around. Having a bad day already and haven't even gone to work yet. Gonna be a long one.

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Fridge_pirate 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm doing the same, except all the (legal) vices and none of that "food" bullshit that just makes things worse. Cigarettes and booze and zero cal energy drinks can absolutely be a staple for a diet.

by Lunar
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Fridge_pirate 4 points ago +5 / -1

Ending a fruitless "war on drugs" that imprisoned tons of people over a plant isn't something to be listed as an accomplishment?

I get that it's a drug, a mind altering substance.

So is booze. So is tobacco. So is sugar.

Putting people in a cage over some dried plant buds is stupid and counterproductive. In my opinion.

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Fridge_pirate 7 points ago +10 / -3

...yeah, I prefer going to work, lifting and some light cardio in the evenings and smoking a bowl before bed. Can I just do that?

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Fridge_pirate 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well yes, until some snake with an R in parentheses before his name and a wallet full of dollar bills comes out and is "totally MAGA everyone, its back!" and like suckers people will line up to hopefully relive 2016's hype days just folds us all up into one big smelly ball of dumb.

It's been a fun ride, though. Ups and downs alike.

At least we bombed the shit out of that punk ass Iranian general. That was cool.

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Fridge_pirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Winner winner. So, what kind of cigar do you want? We looking at the bargain bin or the top shelf?

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Fridge_pirate 2 points ago +2 / -0

No brakes on this handbasket to hell! 2000mph faster! Full throttle!

by Lunar
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Fridge_pirate 2 points ago +3 / -1

Lol best typo ever. Blazed a fat boob. Love it.

by Lunar
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Fridge_pirate 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'd pay handsomely for that episode. Lawd yes.

by Lunar
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Fridge_pirate 4 points ago +4 / -0

They would just delete the episode shortly after it posted.

by Lunar
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Fridge_pirate 8 points ago +10 / -2

Yeah so let's just keep it just right on the edge for a little longer and let the other team get the W for pushing past the last yard. Fantastic.

Missed opportunities.

by Lunar
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Fridge_pirate 9 points ago +12 / -3

I lost a long standing ten dollar bet with my sister in law about this. I swore he'd legalize it right before this past election to push his approval to an absurd high.

Can't believe he didn't utilize this mega-boost.

But here we are. Let the Dems do the inevitable and take all the credit for it, why not. Fuck.

by Lunar
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Fridge_pirate 30 points ago +31 / -1

They get kickbacks from private owned prison complexes. Put that on top of revenue from fines for misdemeanor offenses and the fact that many of them are too stubborn and/or proud to reverse their stance and eat a healthy serving of crow and you've got yourself one gross-ass sundae.

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Fridge_pirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of all the memes and jokes and catchphrases, this and calling him fucking "Daddy" makes me want to just slap the absolute shit out of people.

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Fridge_pirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

I watched it as I gussied up and got dressed to head into a military recruiter, I had a long standing appointment, coincidentally. I had a weigh-in (chunky monkey) and a little mini PT test before they'd let me sign on the line that very day.

Never been so motivated in my entire life as I was that morning.

Seriously just one of those things that happened with timing that I couldn't deny having a hint of construct, or beyond-mortal, omniscient planning behind it. I worked my literal ass off for months to get that appointment, and that's what was happening as I got dressed to prove my worth to a couple enlisted guys.

I passed, by the by.

That morning helped solidify religion in my heart and head as well, looking back.

(Sorry for dumping, I'm a little ... it was a tougher day at work today and I'm letting a little loose tonight.)

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Fridge_pirate 3 points ago +3 / -0

And there has been quite the lengthy war against family, bonding with family members, togetherness, structure etc. This has some weight, can't deny that.

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Fridge_pirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

They know why.

Cause the people on the TV said so. And that online news article from the same company. And that neighbor who is so nice shared a meme.

Solid 110% information, irrefutable, etched in stone.

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Fridge_pirate 3 points ago +4 / -1

The big idea here being not to silence them, or stash them away from the main features of the site (ala quarantine, anyone?) because of what they say - rather, making your own choice not to engage, read, be bothered by the things that don't sit 100% with you.

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Fridge_pirate 3 points ago +3 / -0

They cowered and tweetered, just like in practice.

See? Training training training- it'll save your life.

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Fridge_pirate 6 points ago +6 / -0

Brother Against Brother.

Change can suck big time. I hope we can come out of this ordeal intact.

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Fridge_pirate 3 points ago +3 / -0

All she wanted was a little power by sucklin' on a dong or twelve.

Wish granted, apparently.

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Fridge_pirate 5 points ago +7 / -2

Something something cut out a man's tongue something something.

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Fridge_pirate 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bro, get some sleep.

The world will still be on fire when you wake up.

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