Because you’re the first comment I saw, plus you’re on this great website and obviously love America, bigly.

You’re epic news!

She is a god damn American hero and true patriot.

FUCK ANTIFA

Let’s roll.

The greatest show on earth.

This guy looks like he’s punched a commie or two in his time. RIP.

SAY IT AGAIN

You have such a beautiful way with words.

My 2010 Kia Forte’s front bumper was ripped off from a raccoon crossing the highway. It gets great gas mileage though so I got that going for me.

I also suffered the same fate with all of my firearms. I really must stop boating with my guns.

Democracy is non-negotiable.

Only the shitty liberal ones on the west coast.

I am Spartacus!

Bangarang!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

This is the way.

Here here!

I saw what you did there

You’re a true god damn American patriot! God bless you!

SO SPICY

This is the way.

We have the best border walls!

Can’t stop, won’t stop. This train has no brakes!

CAN’T CUCK THE TUCK!