He’s gonna need a damn mobility chair lift here pretty soon.

Because you’re the first comment I saw, plus you’re on this great website and obviously love America, bigly.

You’re epic news!

She is a god damn American hero and true patriot.

FUCK ANTIFA

Let’s roll.

The greatest show on earth.

This guy looks like he’s punched a commie or two in his time. RIP.

SAY IT AGAIN

You have such a beautiful way with words.

My 2010 Kia Forte’s front bumper was ripped off from a raccoon crossing the highway. It gets great gas mileage though so I got that going for me.

I also suffered the same fate with all of my firearms. I really must stop boating with my guns.

Democracy is non-negotiable.

Only the shitty liberal ones on the west coast.

I am Spartacus!

Bangarang!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

This is the way.

Here here!

I saw what you did there

You’re a true god damn American patriot! God bless you!

SO SPICY

This is the way.

We have the best border walls!

Can’t stop, won’t stop. This train has no brakes!