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But did you die?
I was thinking an MMA ring
Gain its trust, then betray it
I'm plotting my war strategy against the 19th
He lived to tell the tale, lucky bastard
This is from a British website on wild animals:
"Can geese actually hurt you? Humans are very rarely attacked by geese, but it does happen. They're very territorial animals and can certainly cause injury if they do decide to attack you. Geese may bite or hit you with their exceptionally strong wings and can occasionally cause a serious injury."
Basically, Brits are pussies, even by their own standards
"exceptionally strong wings" holy shit
What's the worst a goose could do? Give you salmonella??
Go read Edgar Allen Poe's "The Murders of Rue Morgue", which was only an orangutan, I know it's fiction, but it's based on some experience with a great ape, and tell me you'd take on a chimp
Yeah, this is really an IQ test. A chimp would tear you in half, I don't think a gorilla would even waste that much energy
I hate this timeline
The same thing is true with votes. We're also a post democracy society
There are so many more citizens than fbi agents. This couldn't be more clear that the FBI and most of congress are domestic enemies
We need to make enhanced interrogation great again
Arrest the mfers
The original 99% effective is represented by this one dude. It's the not-racist math
Lizard people < FTX < Ukraine < DC Lizard people < Tax slaves
That's a good question, but this Twitter deal makes me think they're more of a pedophile ring than terrorists!
That's better experience than destroying your country as a senator for 50 years
I love that mug shot 😢
30 is OF retirement age, unless fetish
Impossible, the Obama presidency was 'Scandal Free'
It's exactly what they want to say, but only in their echo chambers. It's their version of 'muh optics'
Source: someone familiar with their thinking
I thought it was pretty good haha, thanks
Why are Japan and Korea so racist?