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FromSethWithLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm plotting my war strategy against the 19th

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FromSethWithLove 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is from a British website on wild animals:

"Can geese actually hurt you? Humans are very rarely attacked by geese, but it does happen. They're very territorial animals and can certainly cause injury if they do decide to attack you. Geese may bite or hit you with their exceptionally strong wings and can occasionally cause a serious injury."

Basically, Brits are pussies, even by their own standards

"exceptionally strong wings" holy shit

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FromSethWithLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

What's the worst a goose could do? Give you salmonella??

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FromSethWithLove 16 points ago +16 / -0

Go read Edgar Allen Poe's "The Murders of Rue Morgue", which was only an orangutan, I know it's fiction, but it's based on some experience with a great ape, and tell me you'd take on a chimp

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FromSethWithLove 15 points ago +16 / -1

Yeah, this is really an IQ test. A chimp would tear you in half, I don't think a gorilla would even waste that much energy

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

The same thing is true with votes. We're also a post democracy society

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FromSethWithLove 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are so many more citizens than fbi agents. This couldn't be more clear that the FBI and most of congress are domestic enemies

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FromSethWithLove 4 points ago +4 / -0

We need to make enhanced interrogation great again

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FromSethWithLove 10 points ago +10 / -0

The original 99% effective is represented by this one dude. It's the not-racist math

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FromSethWithLove 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's better experience than destroying your country as a senator for 50 years

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

30 is OF retirement age, unless fetish

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FromSethWithLove 6 points ago +6 / -0

Impossible, the Obama presidency was 'Scandal Free'

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FromSethWithLove 21 points ago +21 / -0

It's exactly what they want to say, but only in their echo chambers. It's their version of 'muh optics'

Source: someone familiar with their thinking

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FromSethWithLove 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought it was pretty good haha, thanks

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