Hunter smoked crack in the oval office last night (probably while banging his niece, so that's 2 down?). About to start first war. Taxes going up within next month or 2. Gun rights will be attacked this week along with freedom of speech. TPP is a priority so that shit coming real soon.
Ayyyy! Now you have an excuse to not go to holiday gatherings with her family. That or the bitch will never go tk them with you there. If she does show up just look at ger and get a big fucking grin on your face to piss her off. They are easy to trigger
Also, wear a MAGA hat to dinner
Your choice in words for this title just made the glowies sit up in their chairs