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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 5 points ago +6 / -1

Love those reposts that I've seen like ten times get stickied

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +2 / -1

I would legit tip less if I was picked up by someone driving a Tesla

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

She had the spinnies or whatever and EVERYONE covered for her, acting like she had quintuple cancer and was a hero for quitting.

I swear Nastia Liukin said something like "I've had it in competition and pushed through but it's scary"

Oh no you mean it's scary to fly through the air and do a million fucking flips well tough shit YOU SIGNED UP TO DO IT

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biles reminded us that we all have the freedom to fail miserably and then quit rather than push through our adversity

Because when things come easily you should quit as soon as you face a challenge

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anybody want to tell me where in the Constitution it allows the federal government to make agencies that can basically draft legislation and punish people for violating bullshit laws

Oh wait it doesn't

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 27 points ago +27 / -0

The argument is literally "she did, but you have to judge her based on the standards of her day, when everyone believed in Social Darwinism and eugenics" (even though they actually didn't)

Of course, actual heroes like Teddy Roosevelt must be judged by today's standards only, because he was an EVIL RRREEEEEEEPUBLICAN

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

The youngest one had a Pinterest where he liked based memes and pro-2A stuff. People got pissy and he said "they're jokes"

The oldest said that the government trying to stop Christmas and Thanksgiving in 2020 was bullshit

Search Hanson Pinterest in Brave and you'll probably find it

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't these transphobic bigots know that abortions are equally available or blocked to men and women

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rule of law means literally nothing in this country if the government is allowed to skirt it with no consequences

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guarantee she's a single mother sjw given that she said her last workplace was "toxic"

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

So far I've seen one soy-guzzling beta in front of a Planned Parenthood trying to organize something (no one gave a shit), and three young whores in front of a court building with signs with shit like "fuck the supreme court" on them. I wanted to yell out "just keep your legs closed, whores," but my wife wouldn't have appreciated that

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure he's gay, as he's effeminate as fuck

Leftists eating themselves

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

"The Second Amendment is now being interpreted literally"

Wow what an insane radical idea

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somebody tell these faggots all they have to do is stop fucking random men

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah it's more than a dollar

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothing at Dollar General is only a dollar, though

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

My two year old told me that religion was the opiate of the masses and that we should join our brothers in a proletariat revolution. I called him a retard and told him to go fuck himself, and everyone at the bus stop with us applauded

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

I almost punched a guy in the face because he said Stalin's numbers showed like fifty people died across the USSR, so he was pretty sure that the few million that every other historical source cites was clearly an anti-communist exaggeration that should be discarded entirely.

He then said that capitalism literally kills millions of people every year because they can't afford healthcare, so we need communism

Dude was literally retarded

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

"sir, I realize I can't actually see your teeth because my hazmat hood is fogging up, but I don't want a cough and a runny nose for three days, as it might literally kill me harder than Trump's tax cuts literally killed my entire family twice"

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