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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd rather not have $650 million go to San Francisco just because their city government is full of fucking retards who don't realize you actually can overspend a city into insolvency

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

I watched a few minutes and it was fucking weird. He was in front of a green screen and stumbled like three times in two minutes.

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

"I was going to murder some women tonight, but it's after curfew!"

-Literally no one in history

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

"discriminated AGAINST by"

It's like these people pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for education but don't even know basic English

Oh wait

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

So he says that the potential issue is that even when two or more people in the household have taken their shots, you may have a close family friend who hasn't. Is he forgetting when he went to the Nationals' season opener and had his mask off while literally sitting next to someone who gasp wasn't in his household?

No, he's not. He just knows he won't be held accountable for his retarded Bullshit.

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

There's literally a witness walking his dog.

$5 says that turns out to be a plant, too

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 19 points ago +19 / -0

Seriously. I've never made nor planted bombs, so maybe I'm just not in the right frame of mind, but who the fuck stands and stares off at "nothing" for a few seconds, gingerly places down a fucking bomb and then just stands around like a retard? Wouldn't you want to walk confidently, drop it discretely and keep moving?

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Umm excuse me?! Hidden Figures! Yaaassss queen represent! Black wymxn literally invented outer space

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Greeks stole everything from the Persians, who stole everything from Africa

We wuz KANGS and shiet

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shoe is a Bernie loving commie, though

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

They think literally spending more on tents for bums than they would for apartments is a necessary act by the loving government. Nevermind the fact that those bums shit all over the city and leave fucking needles everywhere

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

"That's only $2 per American! Why do you care?"

Because Frisco (get triggered harder, Friscans) has a population under a million. It fucking baffles me that the cost of living in the city can be so goddamned expensive and they're STILL running a deficit of like $700 a person per year

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Antifa are against fascism!"

"How? They actively employ politically motivated violence to further their goals, which are, among other things, to effectively end the expression of any political dissidence, effectively creating a totalitarian state that actively crushes anyone outside The Party"

"i dunno what the fuck those words means but there name is literally antifascist lmao"

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

"State legislatures set election laws" - The Constitution

"We set election laws" - state governors, secretaries of state and judges

"Sounds good to me" - The fucking Supreme Court

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Claim: Joe Biden said something

Rating: MOSTLY FALSE

What's True: He said exactly that on video, but he totally didn't mean it

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

"it costs more than it would to put them into apartments"

Yeah, so when the people whine about that enough they'll start actually putting the homeless in apartments

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

"we're going to have questions, right?"

"of course, joe"

"alright time for the questions"

"CUT"

30 seconds later

"where's the goddamned questions you stupid bastards"

"uh why are you so great"

"because i love sniffing children thanks for your time"

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