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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. PG&E power lines are "responsible" for a lot of wildfires, but there are restrictions on how much trimming they can do, how often they can, whether or not they can cut firebreaks (fucking really), and how many literally dead trees they can clear, because environmentalist retarrrrrddddds would rather a fire decimates thousands of acres than cause a mild disruption to the habitat of some retarded animal

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

You just need to do it before the bird gets documented, otherwise you're going to Gitmo for twenty years

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

I swear there was an episode of Bullshit where some nesting bird was on some guy's property, so he was completely unable to develop it. He also effectively couldn't sell it, because it's worthless to any potential buyer. Imo if there's a bird that's too fucking stupid to be able to nest anywhere other than my half-acre, that bird is too fucking dumb to live.

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually, according to Garland 9/11 wasn't terrorism because it had nothing to do with disrupting democracy, unlike constituents demanding their representatives represent them

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 28 points ago +28 / -0

"PG&E should be responsible for cutting the trees by their power lines"

okay let's go ahead and--

"STOP YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN THE NATURAL HABITAT OF THIS ONE SPECIFIC BIRD WHO ONLY NESTS IN THESE FEW SPECIFIC TREES IN THE ONE SPECIFIC SQUARE MILE YOU CAN'T CUT THESE TREES YOU MONSTER"

okay well now there's a fire--

"YOU DIDN'T DO ENOUGH WHY DIDN'T YOU TRIM YOUR TREES"

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 4 points ago +5 / -1

As a Californian: every single wildfire we've had in my ~30 years has been 100% avoidable by simply removing every bullshit "green" policy put into place by Dem retards

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

"um uh uh uh um"

Dude literally has to wait for his preloaded response to buffer. Dems wanted this retard on the Supreme Court why?

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, Texas would have been fine if they'd had more frozen windmills and iced over solar panels.

Somebody tell this shriveled old cunt that it's past time for him to fuck off and let decent people govern

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I genuinely don't understand how the fuck they could even pretend that this is the correct decision. Pennsylvania and other states are under the Constitution, which requires all election protocols to come through the state legislatures. Those states literally didn't do that. They were sued and LOST, but the judge ruled that, even though what they did was Unconstitutional, it was okay this time for "reasons". Literally everything that happened was Unconstitutional, who fucking cares if it affected the outcome (which it obviously did, otherwise there would be no fucking reason to try to cover this shit up)?

I am not advocating for violence, nor would I ever advocate for violence, but this genuinely looks like the Federal Government actively trying to spark a civil war.

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

It also requires a police force/army willing to brainlessly kill anyone the government wants them to

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mmm. Can't wait until I'm in a hospital and a nurse gives me the wrong dosage because she is incapable of doing basic math

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 26 points ago +26 / -0

"it's Trump's fault because he didn't listen to the experts"

Oh you mean the people who told us it couldn't be transmitted from person to person, that we shouldn't wear masks, that there's no reason to stop going to huge events, that we shouldn't take HCQ to treat it, that you shouldn't seek treatment until you're on death's door, that you shouldn't keep patients out of nursing homes, that you shouldn't take your elderly family out of nursing homes, that we shouldn't shut off travel from China, did I miss anything?

"...drumpf nazi RRRRRREEEEEE"

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are there any "body positive" models who aren't morbidly obese (the answer is no)

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

"durr Trump was given his money"

"That's stupid leftist bullshit"

"RRRREEEEEEEE"

Where the fuck does she enter into it

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Man whose response to accurate claims about his statements was 'uh put that up on your website'": Y'ALL DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE INTERNET

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

The President literally cannot mandate healthcare and medical policy. Literally every decision, from closing companies and schools, mandating masks and FORCING PATIENTS INTO NURSING HOMES comes at a state level, from governors (abusing their power, as they cannot mandate any of those), state and local legislatures and whatever the fuck they call like state and local surgeon generals.

Trump shut down travel from China and was called a racist xenophobe. Pelosi literally slated a bill that would have stripped the President's power to ban travel from any country for any reason.

Trump mentioned the chinese coronavirus BY NAME in his SOTU speech last year, and Pelosi fucking tore it up. The next thing she did was continue forcing through a bullshit impeachment.

Trump put together a fucking task force at the end of JANUARY, while Dem leaders (Pelosi, Schumer, DeBlasio etc) were still imploring people to go out and party, go to the movies, go to restaurants and continue large gatherings.

Fucking Dems literally closed mom and pop shops who could have maybe fifteen customers at a time MAX, because they were small, but cheered on as tens of thousands of people crowded shoulder to shoulder, many of whom weren't wearing their bullshit masks. Their claim was literally that because we hadn't seen those specific protests lead to higher infection rates (because they had only recently started) that they were safe. Because they think we're retarded.

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

"look, fat, here's the deal: WinnXi the Poo told me that what he was doing was good for China, so I'm telling you all that it's good for China. Now where are those children? Papa Joe wants a sniff before beddie-bye".

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

One specific person makes the decision to jack insulin prices up: "FUCK THIS COUNTRY WHY IS THE COUNTRY SO TERRIBLE"

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tfw they try to impeach again and realize that would be double jeopardy

Also tfw they vote that they're allowed to split with the Constitution because orange man bad

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Party leaders and local GOP officials, many seeking to curry favor with the broad swath of conservative voters still loyal to Trump

NOTE TO ANY ASPIRING JOURNALISTS: THIS IS NOT JOURNALISM

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