I more or less accept your premises.
I just dislike when people claim that science alone will give us morality, when that's absolutely not the case. Science gives us information, but our religious upbringing informs us how to act on that information. I think we need both. Two sides of a coin.
Also, the better religious scholars out there understand that science is a way for people to better understand the world that God has created, and a way to bring us closer to him. Fighting against logic and reason is no better than fighting against God himself.
One thing that is extremely clear in the Bible is that we do not know everything, and we are often wrong. Through this framework, there is nothing science can disprove about God. God exists, and science can only help us better understand how it all comes together.
Sorry for being preachy, I usually avoid conversations about my religious beliefs, but it just seemed like it might help if I explain why I don't feel there is a conflict between the two.
As someone that is both religious and believes in science, I think the OP cartoon was funny. It's not necessarily anti-science, but more showing the hypocrisy of how that argument is framed.
Approaching the Bible like a precise historical account or scientific document is a mistake. There is plenty of value in the Bible, and it all has to do with humanity. There is a great deal of insight, and whether you believe in it or not, you are benefitting from it's existence.
Not trying to dismiss other religious texts, there is plenty of good in many religions, but having more experience with Christianity it's just easier for me to interface with. The Bible is a story that reveals truths about us.
Based on what I've seen I'd be shocked if he can plan effectively for anything beyond today. He doesn't seem all there