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Funkmuma 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gary?...Why are we wearing bras on our heads?

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Funkmuma 3 points ago +12 / -9

Yea I've heard that story before...

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Funkmuma 9 points ago +20 / -11

4 year old handshake...not suspicious at all...

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Funkmuma 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't understand these dear diary types of posts, who are they meant for?

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Funkmuma 3 points ago +3 / -0

No shit.. 5 Matthew Perry stickies within an hour last night....

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Funkmuma 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he just sends me...er, if he just sends $3000 his micropenis picture won't be forwarded to all of his contacts. All two of them.

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Funkmuma 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Southern California City of Ojai became the first city in America to recognize the legal rights of a nonhuman animal.

The Ojai City Council voted 4-1 to adopt the ordinance that recognizes the freedoms of elephants. This was developed with the help of the Nonhuman Rights Project and defines and protects the rights of elephants.

They'll get there, just give them time...

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Funkmuma 5 points ago +6 / -1

compulsion kəm-pŭl′shən noun An irresistible impulse to post, regardless of the rationality of the motivation.

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Funkmuma 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's a very low effort troll. When he isn't posting videos of mens assholes he rambles

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Funkmuma 11 points ago +11 / -0

My favorite of Arnold's disgusting acts as a Governor was commuting the sentence of Esteban Nunez, the son of Fabian Nunez. Schwarzenegger said when asked: "Well, hello! I mean, of course you help a friend!"

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Funkmuma 6 points ago +6 / -0

I believe this is Newsom setting the stage for a presidential run. Softening his image, making him appear somewhat reasonable.

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Funkmuma 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think he posted as MotherofBobo earlier today, but then deleted his pepe post.

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Funkmuma 17 points ago +17 / -0

Those were some pretty red shoes bankman-fried was wearing when he arrived for his trial the other day

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Funkmuma 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is also already a story about an Israeli commando unit known as the 'ghosts' published... stop allowing yourself to be manipulated...

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Funkmuma 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm betting this is the new u/Kent account...he deleted his whiteheterocat account last night... low effort is his forte

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Funkmuma 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was looking forward to the spectacle of vote after vote for speaker, these mofos start a war just to plug him back in.

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Funkmuma 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hahaha was wondering when you would pounce on this photo.

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