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FustercluckArmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just don't browse or shop in the American Girl store until the management stops manufacturing the brain parts in China.

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FustercluckArmy 3 points ago +3 / -0

The simple fact they consider it a "brand" that is "for sale" is reason enough to put them all up against the wall and shoot them.

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FustercluckArmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I call it Felony Assault. Makes the proper response to anyone coming at me with a needle much more instinctive.

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FustercluckArmy 4 points ago +4 / -0

The left liked Russia and the other SSR countries until 1991. Then they didn't know what to think for a few years, so they expanded NATO and stole a bunch of shit for a decade. Now that they know the USSR isn't coming back, Russia is available to be declared evil. I guess they decided that it's easier to turn this country into the next USSR and be China's bitch than to take over Eastern Europe again and have to compete with China...

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FustercluckArmy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok, Jack. So you're just going to keep tweeting while we go storm the castle then, huh?

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FustercluckArmy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sometimes I feel like a dog that really needs out to piss while waiting for my gf to get far enough into her morning that I can share what all I found while she was sleeping.

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FustercluckArmy 4 points ago +5 / -1

DC can be dealt with later. The key now is to disable vax distribution and deployment centers. Confound the genocidal tyrant's main weapon and force them to redeploy protective resources away from other interesting facilities.

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FustercluckArmy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Buttfucker & The Cocksucker '24.

Yep, they should totally go with that. They can hand out cute little kneepads and lube packets at the rallies for all 14 deviant retards that show up.

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FustercluckArmy 6 points ago +6 / -0

We must honor this man for teaching us a very important lesson:

He who gives no fucks shall never need fear embarrassment ever again. This is a free man.

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FustercluckArmy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Because they're 30 years past communism while we're only a few years in.

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FustercluckArmy 1 point ago +1 / -0

They should've just gone to $1.50. BuckFiddy has a nice ring to it...

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FustercluckArmy 13 points ago +15 / -2

Bring it, groid.

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FustercluckArmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I live on a river in a part of the country where bald eagles spend the winters. I see a few each year if I'm lucky. A couple days ago, I got to see a WW1 style wheeling dogfight (birdfight?) between an osprey that lives here and a bald eagle passing through. I guess Mr. Eagle was looking for a snack and got busted hunting the osprey's territory. It was gorgeous seeing them doing loops and dives and crazy turns... Eagle was about 20% bigger, a little slower and less agile, but he was totally winning until the second osprey showed up and joined the battle. They were maybe 100ft from me. :D

There's a wild bird rescue/rehab near here that I've visited several times. They usually have a few bald eagles there. One time I got the chance to see one of them with only a chainlink fence between us. OMFG what an impressive sight. If you ever get the opportunity to meet a bald eagle up close, DO IT. Majestic doesn't even come close to describing locking eyes with one of these magnificent creatures at an arm's distance. I'll never forget that moment. I love my ospreys and all but the eagles are just on a whole other level.

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FustercluckArmy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gift certificates to a gun range for an hour or two and a rental. It'll either irritate them or start them on a better path. Worst case is they'll shoot you next Christmas.

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FustercluckArmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of all the commie fraud intellekshuls out there, this one really, really needs a 2x4 to the face. Soon.

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FustercluckArmy 18 points ago +18 / -0

Nope. Fuck 'em. You assholes don't get to change teams at this point in the war just because you're about to get pooned by your own evil. Stay there, take all the shots, and suck on it.

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FustercluckArmy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, they're already screwed for sure. But after that announcer got cut off for starting to ask if it was the vax killing all these players, the players and coaches could still cause some major daylight to shine on the genocidal scam of these shots by stopping the whole show until the vax is stopped and the mass-murder trials start. Then they need to be extremely loud about exactly why. There is no way the whole global media apparatus could censor all of the world's most popular international sporting leagues and all the billions of fans. Their fans torch cities when they WIN a big game... what do you think they'd do if their favorite players started getting arrested and silenced after speaking out about crippled or dead colleagues because their governments lied to them?

Governments would fall in a matter of days with the riots following a crackdown on football/soccer players. If we were losing 3 or 4 NFL players per week on national teevee, how do you think that would work out for the lying government and media whores who keep saying "nothing to see here, this is completely normal!" How long would the charade be able to keep going? Not very.

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FustercluckArmy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Been saying this for years now. The List only ever gets longer.

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FustercluckArmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I couldn't promise that this pedo would've even made it back to his car if that was my kid. The commies are big fans of zero tolerance right? Wait til we start applying that to their pet pedos.

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FustercluckArmy 1 point ago +1 / -0

This should have been a pedo snuff film. Why don't these sorts of things happen when I'm out in town running errands? I'd definitely have given y'all a better episode of Pedo Hunters - The Reckoning. That dude needed to wake up a few weeks from now in an ICU with half his face caved in. No more "tolerance" for these demented sick fucks. Beatings for the first offense, dumped in a ditch for the second. Pedos got to GO.

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FustercluckArmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any sudden death at that age is hardly grounds for claiming conspiracy. 31 or 41, sure. That's unusual. 51 or 61 still a bit earlier than we'd generally expect but not all that strange. 71 and up could be all sorts of reasons, almost none of them truly nefarious.

He had a good run and helped entertain millions upon millions of people before everything became contaminated with hateful politics. Condolences to his friends and fam, even if they were all a bunch a pinko commie bastards.

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FustercluckArmy 29 points ago +29 / -0

I had the luck to spend 3 months in Australia in 2006, long before the current commie fucktards took over and ruined it. The attractive ones grow on trees over there - maybe not quite as plentiful as eastern Europe, but there are still more than enough extremely pretty women that can give and take a punch. Any based man would be lucky to score one of these :)

I'm as sad and disappointed about what's happened there as I am about here in some parts of the US. At least the Aussie men aren't stuck with as many 400lb uggos and Karens as we got.

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