Once upon a time, fraud committed through the US Postal Service was a serious federal crime.

Fingerprints?

That's a funny way to spell Clownstrike.

Debate format:

Moderator: "Joe, which spread do you prefer on your toast, avocado or jam?

Joe: "Jam? No, Avocado?"

Moderator: "Yes Joe, well said."

Six COVID encircled, unbaised audience members: "Clapping"

Moderator: "Mr 45, how come you let so many people die of COVID?"

Trump: "What a nasty question!"

Moderator: "Well we will see what our unbiased audience member says about that!"

One Of The 6 people surrounded by circles in the audience: "Boo, you're not my president!"

Moderator: "Yes, well I think we've settled that, Orange man bad. Next question."

Moderator: "Joe, what's your favorite color?"

Joe: "Black live matters?"

Moderator "Joe, you are killing it my man!"

Moderator: "Drumpf, do you ever feel guilty about having the Russians' hand up your ass?"

Trump: "Your ass, I never talk about my ass!"

The next day the press fauns all over how qualified Biden is for president and can't believe that Trump said ass 14 times during the debate.

Napoleon Blownapart?

One word, discovery.

Unless I get my three demands, a hundred thousand in cash, a getaway car and I want the letter 'm' stricken from the English language. You always have to ask for one crazy demand.