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GabeC1997 2 points ago +3 / -1

As a 'Murican myself, it's pretty funny. Though I'm not a snob, so I'm not physically at the world cup.

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GabeC1997 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, it's like Undercover Boss.

"Who's that guy who's walking around with a camera crew behind him?"

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GabeC1997 4 points ago +4 / -0

Duh, all their pre-written speeches that day were talking about it, of course it was pre-planned.

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GabeC1997 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they break any actual laws, then they can just be banned again.

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GabeC1997 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go on, run them over. They think there's too many humans anyways.

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GabeC1997 3 points ago +4 / -1

...it took me a moment to realize they stuffed the turkey with seafood.

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GabeC1997 3 points ago +3 / -0

And yet, this Golden Era we're living about was because of Free Speech.

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GabeC1997 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, Sweden froze over, alongside most of Europe.

by paulej
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GabeC1997 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is when they plan on confiscating ownership of his colonies after they're set up...

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GabeC1997 20 points ago +20 / -0

"Let's hike the taxes while the populace is in near open revolt, nothing can possibly go wrong!"

-some soon to be headless dumbass

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GabeC1997 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who could have possibly foreseen that Medicare was a scam?!

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GabeC1997 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean, who gives a shit what the courts think, when it's rather obvious that the will of the population of Brazil isn't with them?

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GabeC1997 1 point ago +1 / -0

Homosexuality is merely a symptom of when the brain is incapable of correctly processing human instinct. Morality, sense of disgust, higher reasoning, even the idea of what they are, all things that will slowly wither away as their brains implode over time.

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GabeC1997 4 points ago +4 / -0

A lot of chicken bones in his closet...

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GabeC1997 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, this makes my "orgy gone wrong" theory more plausible.

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GabeC1997 13 points ago +13 / -0

"That's our word!"

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GabeC1997 5 points ago +5 / -0

FBI most effected, sads.

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GabeC1997 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know, I'm curious if europeans have forgotten that winter clothes are still.a thing that exists...

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GabeC1997 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dammit Grandma, get back in your grave!

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GabeC1997 4 points ago +4 / -0

...Because the Allies didn't accidentally bomb camps of Christians because of shitty bomber optics and thus felt no need to cover their ass's?

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GabeC1997 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why do anything? They were beating themselves.

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GabeC1997 3 points ago +3 / -0

The people who won't immediately starve in the first week.

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GabeC1997 9 points ago +9 / -0

What makes you assume they weren't already doing that on the side?

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