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GameStonks 5 points ago +5 / -0

LinkedIn is garbage. The only jobs you'll get from there are three ones where they expect pronouns in your email signature

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GameStonks 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, I just grabbed it when ordinary retards started bankrupting the hedge funds. It's probably about time for me to start a new account. Been doxed once before, not about to go through that again.

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GameStonks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unless you agree to take the vaccine or show them proof that you've already gotten it, you're going to be added to the list no matter what you say.

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GameStonks 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the way.

They want to build a list of people who refuse to comply.

Make them rethink that.

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GameStonks 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ask for ID and take a picture. Make it personal.

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GameStonks 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Helped audit elections for decades"

You mean helped cover up for fraud for decades. And he's trying to discredit this audit... so I guess that means it's legit!

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GameStonks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even 'unreliable' cars can be kept on the road for as long as you're willing to keep putting money into them.

I drive a 2011 Volkswagen GTI that I bought new. Paid it off in 2014. It only had a three year warranty and I've sunk at several thousand dollars into replacing parts that should have never broke in the first place. But I don't care, it's way more fun to drive than some boring ass Honda or Toyota.

Besides, if add up every dime I've spent on maintenance and repairs and divide it by the number of months I've gone without a car payment, it works out to about $80 a month.

People who buy a new car because they "don't want to waste money on fixing an old car" are retarded. Just admit you want a new car.

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GameStonks 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm technically a millennial. First house I bought cost was nicer than the house I grew up in, and the next house I bought cost twice as much and came with 30 acres of land.

It's amazing what you can accomplish when you don't expect anything to be handed to you.

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GameStonks 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm not worried about some cuck knocking on my door to offer the vaccine. I'm worried about the list I'll get put on when I decline.

Maybe we should ask them for ID before we listen to their sales pitch. Make a little list of our own, if you know what I mean.

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GameStonks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bots, media, and trolls.

Total number of regular people who wanted to see it: 5

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GameStonks 3 points ago +3 / -0

The "issue" is always something so nebulous that every headline in the news can be blamed on it.

Building collapses

  • Racism because it was in a poor neighborhood
  • Climate change because it was a disaster
  • Economic inequality because they couldn't afford to live in a safer building

Rioters burn down a city

  • Racism because they're angry because of racism
  • Climate change because hot weather makes people angry
  • Economic inequality because they were looting because they are poor

Power goes out

  • Racism because minorities are affected
  • Climate change because that storm/heatwave/coldsnap wouldn't have happened otherwise
  • Economic inequality because rich people can afford generators

Republican exists

  • Racism because Republicans are racist trailer trash
  • Climate change because Republicans are stupid trailer trash
  • Economic inequality because Republicans are rich, greedy, and masters of the system
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GameStonks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meanwhile I've just been going about life like normal and I still haven't gotten it.

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GameStonks 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's funny, because as soon as the communist revolution happens, these will be the people sent out to work in the farms and the mines so they can learn the value of labor.

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GameStonks 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't always shoot fireworks, but when I do, I make sure a black neighborhood is downwind of the smoke.

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GameStonks 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got out of active duty just it time, it seems. I would be getting an article 15 for sure if my unit pushed something like this.

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GameStonks 2 points ago +2 / -0

The ultimate demoralization campaign. Install the most hated people of either party to show that we have no control.

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GameStonks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Recounts are more like "I have 30 apples and I need to find 5 more to win. Oh, here they are! Silly apples were hiding in this suitcase the whole time!"

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GameStonks 1 point ago +1 / -0

My wife is a new PA in a rural family practice. Every day she gets a new/transfer patient who is on at least three controlled substances.

My favorite is the 65 year old retiree who "needs" Adderall because she can't focus. I don't suppose that has anything to do with smoking two bowls of pot every morning that she freely admitted to.

I have ADHD and it wasn't diagnosed until my 30's. I can't focus because I literally can't focus. Not because I rip a fat bong every morning. Adderall is fantastic when prescribed to people who actually need it.

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GameStonks 1 point ago +1 / -0

A good grill is designed to catch those drippings and turn them into smoke for extra flavor.

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GameStonks 1 point ago +1 / -0

"climate change" predicts an increase in average temperatures of two degrees over the next century.

I'm not sure how last year's 0.02 degree increase was enough to cause power outages, I feel like they could have installed one extra solar panel to handle that increase in demand.

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GameStonks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do the laws say blacks can't vote?

No.

Then they're not racist.

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