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GarnetDragon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why thank you mods for the sticky πŸ€—!

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GarnetDragon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh is it? Ahh, I see, ok. Thanks for the heads up, pede!

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GarnetDragon 2 points ago +3 / -1

Big thanks for the sticky! Mods are gods!

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GarnetDragon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Has hips like a 12 year old girl too.

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GarnetDragon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well played, dear pede (or pedette), well played. Happy April Fools' Day, here's an uptrump for yah!

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GarnetDragon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep! That's Heels Up Harris alright, taken in 1994/95 when she dated Willie. Actually, more like an extramarital affair, cuz Big Brown Willie was already married with children!

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GarnetDragon 2 points ago +2 / -0

This gym is based to the max! Lifting weights, eating healthy, staying away from drugs/cigs/alcohol is the best natural defense against the Chyna Virus.

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GarnetDragon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember that scandal when they used horse meat in lasagna? Good thing it wasn't donkey meat. Lots of people would have eaten ass without realizing it 🀣!

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GarnetDragon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bang ding ow! Ai bang mai foo kin ni!

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GarnetDragon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Xiden tries to jump over the barrels. Gets hit and fails. Uses hammer. Fails again. Loses all 3 lives. game over screen displays

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GarnetDragon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chinese fren here, I hate the CCP, but I love GEOTUS Trump. Just like the Falun Gong.

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GarnetDragon 12 points ago +12 / -0

Spoilt brat Shannon is a letdown to her hardworking, legendary, martial artist father, and she's only famous because her dad is. As Mushu, the lil' red Chinese dragon from Mulan says, "Dishonor on your whole family!"

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GarnetDragon 1 point ago +1 / -0

πŸ˜‚ Lovin' that rhyme you got there, fren!

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GarnetDragon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Woohoo! Big thanks for the sticky, mods!

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GarnetDragon 1 point ago +1 / -0

China also rode on the K-wave and outright ripped off K-pop, with their own Chinese idol soy-boybands.

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GarnetDragon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Truth, Compassion, Forbearance - the three principles of Falun Gong (founders of New Tang Dynasty and The Epoch Times). As Trump Buddha meditates in the temple of Dragon Springs (Falun Gong's HQ), he cultivates dragon energy.

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GarnetDragon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buddhist pede here, I have friends from Christian and Buddhist faith, we get along with each other extremely well. In fact, Christianity and Buddhism have a lot more in common than you think :)

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GarnetDragon 2 points ago +2 / -0

The thing they most likely found offensive was the queue hairstyle, or the long braided pigtail, a hairstyle worn by Chinese men, during the Qing dynasty. Resistance to the mandatory hairstyle was met with blood and violence. Chinese settlers in the US and Australia were seen as outsiders with their queues, and had their braided pigtails forcibly cut off in anti-Chinese attacks in the 19th century.

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GarnetDragon 16 points ago +16 / -0

Chinese here, a piece of chopsticks etiquette is to never stick them vertically upright into a bowl of rice, as it resembles incense joss sticks that are meant for praying to dead ancestors.

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GarnetDragon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then again, Judy Garland (Dorothy's actress) is considered a gay icon, because she has a fanbase of mostly gay men. The LGBT rainbow flag is inspired by the song "Over the Rainbow". In fact, the whole Wizard of Oz story is considered an LGBT allegory... though, I don't really see the link between The Wizard of Oz and LGBTXYZ culture to be honest.

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GarnetDragon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or even rolling in his cryogenic chamber.

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GarnetDragon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm Chinese and I find "Kung Fu Fighting" hilarious, pedes there's no need to be so serious! * oriental riff plays, followed by gong ringing *

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