"Would you be a dear and WAX MY BAWLS!?"

sternly points to Anderson Cooper YOU'RE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO GOD AND LOU DOBBS!"

Greta Thunberg pokes her troll-like head out of a plant sitting in the corner of the board room. "How Dare you!?"

Joe Biden stumbles his into the board room from the cubicles. "Cornpop was a baaaad dude..."

AOC's ghost passes through the wall of the boardroom with the white board. "We're not going to brunch anymore. You tried to kill me."

Willie Brown walks into the door frame behind Biden. "Any yuh seen Kamala's hoochie ass?"

I can't wait until someone blows up his stupid ass farms. I'm almost in the area. If shit hits the fan and complete anarchy sets in where I'm at I'm hella going to go up there and light some farms on fire.

The key to her Suck-sess? Willie Brown!!!

Yeah man. I don't get it. Progressives say we need to progress but they never tell you where we're going. To progress you need to go somewhere. I have yet to comprehend where progressives actually want to go.

I know. Some times I just repeatedly put my cursor over the Presidential Seal and it warms my heart.

See. they blow themselves up. We don't need to be over there.

Wizards and Warlocks.

Troof.

slides all of his .44 magnum into the pot

Ayy man. It's got value on two levels. Brass is a precious metal and self defense.

Ohh god. vomits

Biden is probably the one the flipped the switch on that contractor. Obama's used drones in the past to kill American journalists in Iraq.

It feels like they're openly calling us sheep to our faces.

Haven't you seen the Blues Brothers? That whole bar would have killed them if they didn't play at least one country tune. You need to know how to play at least one song from other acts.

1. Good musicians play what they want to.
2. Great musicians play other people's music
3. Legends play both.

Meh. He's kind of cheesy. Thunder Road's an ok song but other then that I can't say I like his whole output. I'm a musician. I can't be too pick with what I play and listen to or else people in a town won't throw money in the hat.

Bitches also love to be Little Red Riding Hood. I like to be the big bad wolf.

I mean it's kind of a regular thing in rock music. There's a couple of things that you have to realize

1. Not all song lyrics are written from the point of view of the singer. However, even when you write from a different perspective you run the risk picking out what catches your interests. So let's say this is from the perspective of a serial rapist. Bruce. obviously found it interesting that his imaginary criminal could do this to young girls. That's why when you write about being another person you need to be cognizant of what aspects of the act you're showcasing.

2. Calling young women little girls is a common theme in rock. It doesn't necessarily mean they're into jailbait. Generally yes, it is a thing in rock music to write about young teenage girls. You have to remember though that for the first 2 decades of rock music's existence the main audience were young high school aged people. It's only when that audience got older that it become weird that the singers still wrote about that. Even still a lot of newer band still sing about that but again rock is young people's music.

There are some songs that are just weird. Good Morning Little Schoolgirl which was written by an middle aged black man is weird even by 50's blues standards. I highly recommend getting your 32 year old girlfriend who is 4 years older than you to dress up like a school girl while put on some black face, pretend to creep up on her and start talking like Louis Armstrong before you ball her. It make an old woman feel young again. Hehe. "Yessum. Uhh I's jussa tryna get to da park up da road missus. Yessum." That shit makes 'em go wild.

Yeah your chance of hitting them doubles or you may have leftovers for later use.

leavetheturtleintheroad

Flaky Flake. Some one should pick his dumb ass up and drop him off in the middle of the fucking desert and let him find his own way home.

Can't Touch This.

I know I chuckled but then cringed because that's the stupidest shit I've ever heard. 10 buck says this limey cunt hasn't even had Cajun food.

Remember the last American Truth Committees? 9/11 wasn't an inside job, Oswald acted alone and alien's don't exist.

tastefulnudes