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GasStationBurrito 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not gonna lie, been listening to this on loop most of the day.

Hope tonight will just as much salt! 😆🧂🧂🧂

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GasStationBurrito 20 points ago +20 / -0

They are trying to drag ol' creepy sleepy Joe's wrinkled, wheezing carcass and throw it over the finish line like a certain side of beef was thrown in the minivan.

DON'T YOU LET THEM! GET OUT AND VOTE!!!

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GasStationBurrito 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dust off that Members Only gear and pop your collar!

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GasStationBurrito 11 points ago +11 / -0

****VOTE HARDER!!!

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GasStationBurrito 12 points ago +12 / -0

You know the democrats are handing out ballots to every guest in the jails (they did it in 2016, why would they change) - LET'S FINISH THIS!

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GasStationBurrito 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard "something something nanner custard."

Maybe the nice nurse that changes his depends promised him a cup of nanner custard when he gets back to the basement later. Old Joe is just confused, again.

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GasStationBurrito 4 points ago +4 / -0

I honestly don't know if GEOTUS would ever grow a beard. From some of his comments at rallies it sounds like he isn't even that thrilled with Don Jr.'s beard.

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GasStationBurrito 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who got hit with the tar & feathers in the pic? Hilldebeast? Schiff? Nadler? Pelosi? Schumer? So many choices...

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GasStationBurrito 5 points ago +5 / -0

I remember hearing a Jesse Ventura interview (yeah, I know) where he suggested adding a NONE OF THE ABOVE option on ballots.

It would be interesting if a candidate running unopposed lost to NONE OF THE ABOVE, especially if they needed to get a majority of votes.

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GasStationBurrito 10 points ago +10 / -0

President Trump holds campaign rally for thousands!

In other news, confused old man wearing a face covering found hollering in a parking lot; claims to be running for office.

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GasStationBurrito 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks, I just had a married life flashback.

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GasStationBurrito 5 points ago +5 / -0

Something something hairy legs!

So much cringe.

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GasStationBurrito 5 points ago +5 / -0

Schiff - he looks like a watermelon head! I can hear the memes being created!

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GasStationBurrito 10 points ago +10 / -0

The chair is not my son.

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GasStationBurrito 1 point ago +1 / -0

But....there is a 100% chance of it being reported as a COVID death in a dem-controlled jurisdiction.

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GasStationBurrito 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should ask Gen. Flynn how meeting with the FBI turns out. Dude needs to lawyer up at the very least.

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GasStationBurrito 4 points ago +4 / -0

God help the liver of the pede that played the "C'mon man!" drinking game during the debate.

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