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GasStationBurrito 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why aren't you telling people to wear masks?

We're handing out masks at every rally.

But why aren't you MAKING THEM WEAR MASKS? REEEEEEE!!!!

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GasStationBurrito 59 points ago +59 / -0

Replace those senators with their cardboard cutouts. Less potential to fuck things up.

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GasStationBurrito 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm a pede in a lockdown county in a lockdown state. The dems are basing their lockdown rules these days on positive tests.

Oh, and I just read an article that university students here are being F**KING PAID to take COVID tests. Unbelievable. I remember back in the day it was selling plasma, now it's COVID testing. Why? I get that college students can use the extra cash, but every positive, or more likely false positive just furthers the lockdowns and shutters more bars, restaurants and businesses!

It's like that Offspring song, "St is Fked Up!"

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GasStationBurrito 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anybody remember what happened to the creepy kid-diddling son of the senator in the movie Sin City?

Where's Bruce Willis?

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GasStationBurrito 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pepe must have made a run for the border.....Taco Bell, anyone?

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GasStationBurrito 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's been a few theories why Hunter would have dropped off his computer and never picked it up/paid for it.

  1. He's just a messed up, drunked up, doped up junkie and forgot
  2. This is a sad pathetic cry for help as he realized how messed up his life is
  3. It's a BIGLY F U to the old man for skimming half of Hunter's 'hard-earned' Burisma/Ukraine/Chyna/Russia money

1 seems the easy, obvious pick but the others are mildly interesting

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GasStationBurrito 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn't he get that BMF belt over Nate Diaz? Although most would argue it's not a traditional UFC belt...

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GasStationBurrito 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

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GasStationBurrito 5 points ago +5 / -0

Like the dog returning to its vomit, Shifty Schiff goes back to his Russia Russia Russia fairytale.

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GasStationBurrito 7 points ago +7 / -0

I read a news article this morning that claimed to have been in touch with one of the parties on the email chain, who confirmed 'the big guy' was actually Joe Biden.

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GasStationBurrito 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd like to see something like this play out, same letter sent to Twitter, Facebook, Google, Youtube and any others that want to play these games.

"Your business has been found to be operating in violation of the public trust. Effective immediately, your business will be shut down in it's entirety and you are hereby fined $1BN US."

Then freaking do it. If you want to drag it out through senate or congressional hearings, make it last a long time but keep them shut down. Make them finally understand - play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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GasStationBurrito 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Somebody should do something!" - a gelded senator, probably.

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GasStationBurrito 1 point ago +1 / -0

You didn't say it the right way. I'm not convinced.

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GasStationBurrito 2 points ago +2 / -0

This account's tweets have violated our WrongThink policy and has been suspended.

Have a nice day.

🙂

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GasStationBurrito 2 points ago +2 / -0

Surely there will be some senatorial finger wagging and stern voices that will accomplish much!

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GasStationBurrito 9 points ago +9 / -0

Senator Hirono I fell asleep while your facial gap was flapping....

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GasStationBurrito 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I'm going to smoke all the crack at my daddy's inauguration whatever" - Hunter Biden, probably.

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GasStationBurrito 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that where memes contain memes? Or memes birth memes? Maybe a meme with another meme in the mirror...

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