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George_Soros 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sometimes I have nightmares of being trapped alone in the same room as cocaine Mitch. Makes my ball sack eye bags shrivel.

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George_Soros 10 points ago +10 / -0

I've been living hell ever since Trump got elected. You know how hard he makes my job? I miss the old lil bitch Republicans like Romney and McCain.

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George_Soros 3 points ago +3 / -0

I use pawns. My finger prints aren't on shit.

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George_Soros 77 points ago +77 / -0

This mother fucker cant even remember his wife from his sister. Can you blame him? I tell him every morning that sniffing kids in public is bad for our image, and you can see what good that has done for me.

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George_Soros 4 points ago +4 / -0

He gets hourly blood transfusions from our blood boys hopped up on meth, cocaine, and viagra. If only there was a drug I could give him that stops Biden from sniffing children in public I'd be golden.

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George_Soros 6 points ago +6 / -0

We got him on the best shit money can buy and he still looks like shit. Don't worry tho. We have a van standing by if he needs to get chucked in it like a side if beef.

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George_Soros 8 points ago +8 / -0

God damn that side of beef lost me so much money. Should have listened to Bill when he told me to stay away from her at Epstines island.

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George_Soros 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not just blood actually. I use a variety of bodily fluids.

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George_Soros 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course I have. It's a figure of speech you deplorable patriot.

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George_Soros 15 points ago +15 / -0

I don't like walls. They keep my favorite voters out.

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George_Soros 13 points ago +13 / -0

Only if you are under 13 years old. Applications accepted at opensocietyfoundations.org

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George_Soros 37 points ago +38 / -1

I got 20 blood boys that say different.

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George_Soros 62 points ago +65 / -3

I'm not a commie. I'm a Nazi you bigot. Low key jealous of their kill count tho.

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George_Soros 25 points ago +27 / -2

She would have made a good Nazi too. I would know.

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George_Soros 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well shit. Ruth has a set of balls on her. Even I wouldn't fuck with that side of beef.

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George_Soros 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do you know how much harder it is to buy off Supreme Court justices than district attorneys? This is some bull shit. I told Ruth she needed more blood boys. Though to be fair, the dnc has been hogging most of them for Biden.

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George_Soros 13 points ago +13 / -0

I like her enthusiasm, but she is a bit too old for my taste.

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