I can only find so many spinless cucks willing to sell out their soul and country.
Please do. I cant handle another four years of Trump. He makes my ball sack eyes shrivel up.
Sometimes I have nightmares of being trapped alone in the same room as cocaine Mitch. Makes my ball sack eye bags shrivel.
I've been living hell ever since Trump got elected. You know how hard he makes my job? I miss the old lil bitch Republicans like Romney and McCain.
I use pawns. My finger prints aren't on shit.
This mother fucker cant even remember his wife from his sister. Can you blame him? I tell him every morning that sniffing kids in public is bad for our image, and you can see what good that has done for me.
He gets hourly blood transfusions from our blood boys hopped up on meth, cocaine, and viagra. If only there was a drug I could give him that stops Biden from sniffing children in public I'd be golden.
We got him on the best shit money can buy and he still looks like shit. Don't worry tho. We have a van standing by if he needs to get chucked in it like a side if beef.
God damn that side of beef lost me so much money. Should have listened to Bill when he told me to stay away from her at Epstines island.
Not just blood actually. I use a variety of bodily fluids.
I'm doing the best I can with what I got. I mean why the fuck did you go with Biden? You're not sending your best.
Trump kicked me so hard in the balls on the last election that's just were they ended up. I'm really concerned on where they'll be if the fake ballots don't work.
Leave that reporter alone guys. He's just doing what I paid him to do. And if he screws up again he's getting the Epstein treatment.
Of course I have. It's a figure of speech you deplorable patriot.
Why? They were pretty cool with me.
I don't like walls. They keep my favorite voters out.
Only if you are under 13 years old. Applications accepted at opensocietyfoundations.org
I got 20 blood boys that say different.
I'm not a commie. I'm a Nazi you bigot. Low key jealous of their kill count tho.
She would have made a good Nazi too. I would know.
Well shit. Ruth has a set of balls on her. Even I wouldn't fuck with that side of beef.
Do you know how much harder it is to buy off Supreme Court justices than district attorneys? This is some bull shit. I told Ruth she needed more blood boys. Though to be fair, the dnc has been hogging most of them for Biden.
I like her enthusiasm, but she is a bit too old for my taste.
Come on man! It's way more expensive to buy off Supreme Court justices than district attorneys. Now I'm gonna have to skip my morning blood boy for a couple of days.
Atleast ill get to see RBG again.