by Blurpy
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Get-schlonged 2 points ago +2 / -0

***Piss jugs and diapers extra

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Get-schlonged 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m not one of you faggots that builds ubuntu homemade computers. When beat buy has a $130 computer for my kids to play among us on i buy it

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Get-schlonged 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yeah I don’t use Google it all. One of my kids got a new chrome book for Christmas and we quickly put it on DuckDuckGo

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Get-schlonged 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't forget everyone has like 15 gay relatives.

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Get-schlonged 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey a set of encyclopedias so when the net comes back you can see what they edited

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Get-schlonged 3 points ago +3 / -0

My take away is the Lou Gerig angle. If Rush died in a plane crash he would have never heard all this out pouring of thanks. He gets to hear all of these stories of his impact on people’s lives.

God bless him

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Get-schlonged 2 points ago +2 / -0

You cannot comprehend gods plan. It is beyond our level of thought. You have to trust in him. Have FAITH.

We went through god “letting” Obama be President for 8 years. It was probably the only way that trump was going to run for President. Those were tough years.

Whatever is going on now is part of the plan. It may get worse. Trust in god and understand he’s is a being on another level.

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Get-schlonged 3 points ago +3 / -0

Man i ate some Bojangles when i was at the Charlotte NC airport . I wish we had those up north

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Get-schlonged 7 points ago +7 / -0

TIL : racks and bands. Americans have the best slang.

My white ass is going to be using those terms whenever i can to embarrass my kids.

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Get-schlonged 25 points ago +25 / -0

True. And all the money we spent at Walmart for 20 years that went straight to China.

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Get-schlonged 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m going to keep working on the famine resistance. you fit guys that will starve out, us computer guys will take good care of your ladies. Lol

Just fuckin around guys, don’t get bent out of shape

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Get-schlonged 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truman should have bombed China when he had a chance

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