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Geyck 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh my. Merry Christmas! Thanks for spreading Christmas cheer on this blessed day. Sounds like you brightened up a lot of people's day. Bless you!

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Geyck 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have just one updoot to give.

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Geyck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stories like this don't surprise me anymore. I'd be more surprised if anything involving a Dem didn't end with a(n alleged) felony. "Alleged". They admitted to it.

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Geyck 13 points ago +13 / -0

Wisconsin pede here. Normally don't do anything. But have some eggnog in me. Ended the call with, "Merry Christmas you filthy animal."

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Geyck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can someone explain why Alfred Lee Crum would need a pardon. Served some probation decades ago.

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Geyck 4 points ago +4 / -0

No one should be able to own an assault cat

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Geyck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very eerie with no stickies.

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Geyck 1 point ago +1 / -0

That'll happen. To fix that problem they'll use a permanent method to mark you. Can't go to stores until you get the mark.

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Geyck 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Essential employees."

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Geyck 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm gender vibranium: my gender switches from male to female at 20 Hertz. My Twitter bio says "thatmotherfucker/thatmotherfucker's"

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Geyck 0 points ago +1 / -1

Freaking brought a tear to my eye

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Geyck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Came here to find the good news in the situation. Uh oh. Pretty messy.

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Geyck 2 points ago +2 / -0

This President is strong and loves freedom. Former vice is weak and wants lockdowns.

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Geyck 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Person" of the year. Yes. Between the 2 of them they might have a functioning brain. And almost one soul.

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Geyck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kinda torn. Trump best president in my lifetime. Don't like Operation Warpspeed. Don't like military getting vaccines passed out. One small step for forcing people to take it. Obviously we don't trust it. Even if Trump says you can trust it I hope we will stand our ground.

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Geyck 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn! I always upvote the ones that make me laugh. This one would have gotten 3!

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Geyck 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the world figures out my one password I'm done for.

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Geyck 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love nostalgia and hate change, but it should have always been these colors. It looks damn sharp. The old one is gaytarted by comparison.

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