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GibsonDawg 6 points ago +6 / -0

Based jeans merchant!

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GibsonDawg 20 points ago +20 / -0

Takes a man to admit he was wrong. Good job. Updoot.

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GibsonDawg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Speaking of which, most of his music parodies are frickin' amazing.

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GibsonDawg 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like the part where Trudeau got teabagged by a giant panda.

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GibsonDawg 9 points ago +9 / -0

Listen here, you little shit...

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GibsonDawg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes. He filmed that cringey spoken word diss thing in some parking deck while a bunch of black guys looked on awkwardly probably wishing they'd planned their day better.

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GibsonDawg 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's an awfully hot coffee pot

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GibsonDawg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Give it to you? Just went through your first page of history and updooted your brains out. I don't even do that for my best girl! lights cig

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GibsonDawg 11 points ago +11 / -0

A gleeful laugh is necessary when you come to that conclusion, sir.

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GibsonDawg 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet he filed rape charges after that cock slapping.

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GibsonDawg 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you had guessed that he looks like a limp noodled cuck for leftism, you would have gotten to choose anything from the top shelf.

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GibsonDawg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Actually that fourth guy is not from Twitter. That's Tim Cook of Apple. But the message still stands.

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GibsonDawg 9 points ago +9 / -0

We need to make a hip hop video called BAT. Start it off with a voice sample repeating "They's some Fords in this house."

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GibsonDawg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Digging the handle. Mine does not insinuate a brand loyalty, btw. Love Fender and Gibson.

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GibsonDawg 3 points ago +3 / -0

I used to work with a guy who confided in me once that he enjoyed licking his girl's armpits after she got done working out or running. I eventually kicked my smoking habit, but not that day.

My best friend's wife said she dated a guy that liked her to fart in his mouth, so much so that he planned many of their meals around what made her the most gassy. He apparently claimed he could taste the difference depending on what she ate. When she shared this fact with her husband and I, we were all marinating our livers in a bit of tequila. Everyone had a boozy chuckle. And yet, she texted me the next day and told me if I ever let that get out, she'd skin me alive.

Not sure why I'm sharing this, but it feels cathartic... like I'm getting rid of a heavy burden.

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GibsonDawg 3 points ago +3 / -0

So you like to eat ass, eh? ;)

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GibsonDawg 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a new kink but again, I'm not into shaming bro. You do you!

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GibsonDawg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good job! Our republic is great. Hopefully you just helped keep it that way!

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GibsonDawg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Slanted toward Biden just a bit. He got the last word and more time (and thus more disses). My favorite one they ever did was Clint Eastwood vs. Bruce Lee. The hook was great and both got in great jabs.

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GibsonDawg 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know that feel, bro. He goes to shake your right hand and you throw him the left one out of decency and respect. Infer what you will...

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GibsonDawg 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was trying to make a funny. My original point was I don't like the kink shame anybody even though it may seem weird or disgusting to me. There are people who enjoy eating chitlins. I think chitlins are gross and disgusting. But I don't think any less of the people that do enjoy them.

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GibsonDawg 19 points ago +19 / -0

Chained me up and beat the shit out of me for starters!

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GibsonDawg 46 points ago +49 / -3

Not really boobs or ass here. I always like thighs better on women and chicken. I don't really care if people like feet. Hell, some guys think eating ass is more normal than being into feet. Both are a little off for me. S&M is way worse than anything, but it's almost considered vanilla these days. God, this society is way over-sexualized. I bet Greeks and Romans would look at us with mouths agape.

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