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Giggle_Miser 27 points ago +29 / -2

Honestly the guy was trying to give a lecture on wrestling while he was being pinned. It has now been confirmed that it is virtually impossible to get him to stop talking.

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Giggle_Miser 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's because there are 12 people in Canada, and 11 of them live in either Ottowa or Toronto, both of which get stupid amounts of federal money (taken mostly from Alberta). Canada is a lost cause tbh.

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Giggle_Miser 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also get rid of playoffs, at the end of the season everybody gets a ribbon and a gold star!

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Giggle_Miser 8 points ago +8 / -0

Alberta, Interior BC, Yukon, and Saskatchewan. I've been wanting us to leave the socialist republic of Canada for too long. Eastern Canada is a dumpster fire, they take all our (Alberta) profits and redistribute them to easterners. We're all sick of it. We could use some FREEDOM!

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Giggle_Miser 14 points ago +14 / -0

My man you forgot the legend herself: SIDNEY MOTHER FUCKING POWELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Giggle_Miser -1 points ago +1 / -2

Common sense is not so common. I would even say that Christians in the west can sometimes behave similar to casual muslims: Indifferent and ignorant of their respective holy books, yet will quickly and passionately freak out when they're told that their [insert religion/ideology here] is under attack by [insert undesirables here].

It's herd mentality at its finest.

For the record I agree that Islam makes a total of 0 sense. Anybody who does actually know their Koran and isn't a radical muslim is in fact not muslim at all BY THE FREAKING BOOK'S OWN DEFINITION.

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Giggle_Miser 3 points ago +4 / -1

I screwed up my edit which was a comment beneath saying "yeah, seems peaceful to me"". I was proving to the asshat I replied to that it was not a religion of peace. Calm yourself right down, It's a quote from their book proving that Islam is distinctly violent in it's most basic forms.

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Giggle_Miser 0 points ago +1 / -1

You don't have to be a part of a church to be saved though...? Have you ever read the bible?

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Giggle_Miser 0 points ago +1 / -1

Hey guys, here's a fact that makes this post pointless: There's no distinction of Christians. Either you are a Christian (Having accepted Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior), or you are not. Another thing to note is that we (people) don't have the ability to 100% "certify" somebody as saved (Or Christian)-- only God can accurately see someones true intent. However, we as people can look at the way the individuals behave (actions and words) and compare them to (NT) Biblical behavioral standards to see if they practice what they preach. This is not 100% effective, as anybody can be deceived by words and actions. How many people do you know who were "outed" as false Christians or massive hypocrites?

We can only (and should only) take care of our own faith, and leave the questions of others' faith to God.

Just my 2 cents.

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Giggle_Miser 3 points ago +3 / -0

I saw a cat in a milk jug once.

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Giggle_Miser 6 points ago +6 / -0

Picture a dumpster, on fire, spinning at 100 MPH with shit missiles shooting out at all angles.

Kind of like that, but more fun, yenno?

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Giggle_Miser 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why did you bother commenting? Are you suffering from extreme insecurities, or maybe you're just lonely?

Either way, here's a tip: If you find yourself on the winning side of conflict, it's considered good manners to not behave childishly and/or rudely. That way you look like a decent person, and can learn to live peacefully with your fellow man regardless of (relatively) trivial ideas. Just think about how much better the world might be if we all learned that lesson.

Also you are a weenie, so there.