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Girthquakes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would really like to smack her with a 2x4, in Minecraft.

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Girthquakes 6 points ago +6 / -0

They're just fortifying their inventory of Nike's, move along. Nothing to see here.

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Girthquakes 3 points ago +3 / -0

I feel like we've surpassed peak 🤡 🌎 and are now in low orbit. Soon this fuckery will push us into 🤡 🌌

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Girthquakes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn, I legit didn't know that. I stand corrected. Thanks guys.

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Girthquakes 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, Oswalt is washed-up pedo comedian.

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Girthquakes 3 points ago +3 / -0

The parmesan on the floor is a nice touch

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Girthquakes 19 points ago +19 / -0

KEK

Seriously looks like they just swapped DeSantis' face onto Trump's body with his movements 😂.

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Girthquakes 334 points ago +337 / -3

The PEOPLE'S president! OUR president! The REAL president!

God I miss him.

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Girthquakes 52 points ago +55 / -3

Not parody, but doordash doesnt allow you to do much other than file a complaint. I wasnt gonna hop in my car and chase her down over $25. Doordash credited me my money back and I ordered elsewhere, just finished eating. 👍🏻

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Girthquakes 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hunter Biden admitted to smoking parmesan he found in his rug thinking it was crack.

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Girthquakes 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're going after America's sweethearts... Cruz, MTG, Gaetz, and now DeSantis. They're doing everything in their power to smear the ones that are popular among Conservatives.

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Girthquakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

🅱️eat me to it

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Girthquakes 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have the best edge-lords, don't we folks?

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Girthquakes 2 points ago +3 / -1

Fucking yawn.

They're not sending their best, ladies and gentlemen.

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