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GizzardPuke 0 points ago +0 / -0

I don't know, lets not jump to conclusions. The deer is known to be a sassy animal and I have often seen them rubbing one out in seedy car parks whilst soliciting to engage in lewd acts. I think this is a reputable source!

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GizzardPuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dung Beetles just fucking rock! I mean what says love more than the way the female beetle face plants into the giant ball O' shite with the male then rolling both away on their honeymoon, the ball itself often rolling over the said face-planted female. It's like a fucking Hallmark card in it's pure, distilled romanticism. I find beetle footage is best set to heavy metal and the track 'rollin (from fuck knows) is a perfect musical accoutrement to the sheer physical alacrity of the mighty and regal motherfucking Dung Beetle. Furthermore..and I am on a roll now, the Dung Beetle is just a irrefutably sassy Scarabaeus! The other insects pale in significance next to the end of this evolutionary tree! A creature so perfect that it literally rolls shit up hill!....and they do seem to favor up hill. It is not just a pretty face however, it can dead reckoning navigate from the motherfucking sun like some sort of insectoid Viking! You can see the cogs turning in their sweet little heads as they do the math, from the top of their aromatic perch. We should riot until a world wide public holiday is instated in honor of this little nimble navigator.

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GizzardPuke 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would knob Psaki, but I would use an Elk penis.

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GizzardPuke 8 points ago +8 / -0

In the spirit of friendship and to extend and olive branch after our inauspicious start may I present you with:- UU==========D

ASCII. American Standard code for Information Interchange Penis.

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GizzardPuke 2 points ago +3 / -1

Did you ever give a mate a friendly reach-around, you know to pass the time and to help him out cause he was a little tense - Gay! What's the world coming to.

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GizzardPuke 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hardly looks doctored.

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GizzardPuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why why why why why.....your getting nervous!

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GizzardPuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get yourself a browser extension for night mode. You will wonder how you did it for so long.

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GizzardPuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit is bright! Fuck, how did the internet operate like this for so long. I know monitors have gotten bigger and brighter but fuck, my eyes - (every fucking website in the world without night mode.)

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GizzardPuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. Honest mistake I think, woke me up though.

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GizzardPuke 7 points ago +7 / -0

Motherfucking Gold!

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GizzardPuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice work man! Blowing that pic up reveals the zoom conference of holy fucking shit Batman! The small table and room packed with personnel could be a ship or sub. Fuck me. Input anyone?

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GizzardPuke 21 points ago +21 / -0

Nah, Trump>Norris>The Motherfucking Sun! Chuck would have given POTUS a knowing look of innate alpha male approval and respect and a veritable cataclysm or world destruction event would be avoided. Chuck would then kick some Pedo's in the face but it would be too fast to see with the naked eye.

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GizzardPuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know who you are talking about and it would have been perfectly fitting, a run of the mill comment.

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GizzardPuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

When it works, and it has till now, it is a new front end for twitter than is not fucking twitter.

In any twitter link change twitter.com to nitter.net (keep the rest of the URL) and you will be looking at the tweets on nitter.

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