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Glentennis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Careful now!!!!

In a few days just joking about that is gonna get you straight up Cuomo-dentention-centered!

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Glentennis 18 points ago +18 / -0

That's what the last four years have been.

A test to see if they can convince enough stupid people to actually believe shit without any evidence.

They quite literally figure every person who put a pussy or mask on their head is willing to just go along and accept whatever shit they throw at us.

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Glentennis 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've been sarcastically honoring him and pretending to genuinely mix him up with Santa Claus and Jesus christ.

It's been real funny to see which people catch on and laugh, vs just outright disgust(fuck them, learn how to take a fucking joke) , especially when it's as subtle as "you remember Martin luther chri- duh i mean King Jr. Right? How did that speech go? ' HO HO- DUH I MEAN- I HAVE A DREAM!!!!!!!'

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Glentennis 4 points ago +4 / -0

I use bullets to trade and barter in fallout 4 more than the bottle caps lol(at least in survival mode, i end up usually with tons of the crap energy ammo i never use and just trade it for what i actually need)

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Glentennis 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like to call cigarettes fags, and tell my friends to quit acting like bundles of sticks/packs of cigarettes from time to time.

I wish we could make "fags" synonymous with cigarettes to the average person lol

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Glentennis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why do we sit back and acxept this?

Next time, just break out the toothbrush and start scrubbing VIOLENTLY(your teeth of course). Surely you could at least use the toothpaste all up and get your money's worth right? And it's not like they would need to delay anything more than a few minutes or so, right?

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Glentennis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do people think the founding fathers never saw a single invention be innovated and improved in their lifetime?

Do they think the people on the mayflower never once thought to themselves "wouldn't a landboat be nice too? To give horses a break?""

They really think in these wars, of THOUSANDS(hundreds of thousands at times) not once person thought to themself "hey oit would be nice to have a fast gun, that doesn't need all this loading shit done and we can just put a bearing/bullet in and shoot it instantly"? Do they really think the world just accepted that it reached its peal with..... Lol..... Fucking muslets and cannons?

God these people are fucking retarded.

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Glentennis 1 point ago +1 / -0

What i started to say to the walmart greeter(who walked away before i could finish:

"Look if you gotta call the cops on me then do it. Just keep in mind that if i happen to lunge for the cops gun and grab it(he walked away right here and gave up lol) then you're gonna feel real fucking stupid when you get a customer killed all in the name of his own safety and health"

I'm sick of these people.

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Glentennis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe biden is ojly surviving by sucking pieces of childrens souls from their heads while their parents watch in horror.

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Glentennis 1 point ago +1 / -0

For emotional support.

If that doesn't work, take off the sweater and reveal a black lives matter shirt. Then drop on the ground and flail around pissing and moaning until someone picks you up and literally delivers and accomplishes everything you forgot you wanted to do.

Because that's what rational, logical adults do. Right guys?

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Glentennis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always kinda just figured they would be hung from the power line poles.

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Glentennis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really would love it if we could actually hold themnto their word if they believe it, and charge her for the murder she admits she commits.

Drag her ass into a courtroom, and straight up asl her "Do you actually believe you killed a child?" And if they double down, fuck them and charge them for it.

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Glentennis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol i was baffled thinking "unclear Ctica" and tried figuring out what pun-play I was missing out on, and then it clicked lol

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Glentennis 1 point ago +1 / -0

So if we don't have any of those symptoms we HAVE to?

And here they kept saying it would never be mandatory, and now it's already assumed and the topic is so dead we don't even address it.

Fuck your rights. Wear that muzzle and thank us for it too, you dirty corona-mutt.

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Glentennis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't that the shittiest part?

Rhe people most responsible for this getting worse are patting themselves on the back not realizing how much worse they're making shit.

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Glentennis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stalinist shit right there.

A lot of people don't realize how fsr they go to pry information and snitch on people. Your dinner table and own children are likely to fuck you over with no clue what they were doing. I think the worst(as far as I've heard, I'm sure there's plenty worst that's come from authoritarian regimes) would be this hypothetical scenario(that actually played out)

Setting: you work in a bread factory because socialists have some bread fetish(breadophiles, we'll call them)

Breadophile approaches you: Hey, I'm new here. My wife works foe the government and got a bunch of free rations and food stamps that are supposed to be thrown away, do you want any of it?

You: Nah,i think I'm good. Thanks for the offer though, i can't risk the trouble of it.

Breadophile: Ok, no problem. I'll get back to work.

1 week later you are fired(and likely gulagged) because you didn't go out of your way to throw him(breadophile) under the bus. See, the breadophile was just an agent for the government. No food rations were discarded or up for grabs. They simply wanted to set up a sting to see if they could catch you committing the horrible crime of minding your own business and not helping the tyranny grasp our balls as hard as possible.

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Glentennis 15 points ago +15 / -0

You must he deep in trump lore to be able to identify that lol

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Glentennis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Somebody should go casually linger around at 3 am, and get her to post ring footage and ask her where it was 2 days ago(however long it was)

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Glentennis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why do they need to actually test anything?

They'd just start dumping them in the trash and still fill out paperwork and force the results they want on us.

I do agree though. If you can avoid dealing with testing and shit(to the point they actually poke or prod you, more than a thermometer) then fucking do it.

Is there any phonelines for simply reporting locally if you have it or anything? I'm wondering what methods we could take to fuck with the stats(call in a shitload of cases in various areas and bloat stats to unrealistic degree, AN idea, I'm sure we can cook up better).

Bonus: If anyone is going to reluctantly tale the vaccine, make it the most horrifying experience for the next guy. "NO FUCK AH!!!! IT BURNS!!!!! GGGAAAAHHHH!! IT'S BURNING MY EYES!!!!! I CAN'T SEE WHAT IS THIS SHIT!?!?!?(if you were dedicated enough start flopping in a seizurae and piss/shit yourself)

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