Chinaflu can't be spread via gaysex. It's just science.

I only know one woman named Crystal.

Can confirm. Crazier than a shithouse rat.

Fortunately, liberal women are addicted to location-tracking mobile devices.

And maybe we're using it right now

Or maybe we're not

1. Who is this fag?
2. Wtf is call of duty?

Pro tip: Always keep an ombudsman on speed-dial

Looking forward to explaining all this to my online accountability partners

Um. Who cares. This means nothing.

I'm not butchering babies, or banging the babysitter. Sorry guys. Fight fire with fire is not a logical position.

You fight fire, with tactical nukes.

Not the hill you want have your credibility "die" on, pedes. Eyes on the prize.

And yep. Fuck this guy. No arrests will happen for anyone

Same reason you don't have to convict every murder ever in order to convict the one you have evidence on right now.

Selective prosecution? Of course, but if he wants to be Mr. high-profile, that comes with the territory.

Then they should have stated their cut openly. Instead they deliberately said the opposite. They did this to themselves.

Golden parachute. He'll be just fine. All these locusts end up just fine

Then he shouldn't have been embezzling from the gofundme. How could he not think he'd have a huge magnifying glass over any actions he takes

WTH is LGBTQIA+ ? They're like gremlins

What about if you're on an android phone. No way G doesn't get a healthy taste of your data

He's likely riddled with more than that

Tom Clancy is rolling over in his grave.

Mostly about being suicided, but also about this.

That, and she's from 🍁

It's like a plague of locusts that instead of devouring the crops, tricks the farmer into burning them.

You're friends with a lot of 13 year old girls? That seems like a bad strategy.

They've been asking me to do that for at least a year. Fuck em. Ignore it.

Too... Much.... Kek....

Bro looks like he gets out of the house, so not sure why the surprise. Coastal Florida has been southern NY for decades