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GodEmporerTrump 26 points ago +26 / -0

I literally came here to tell you to fist yourself…my disappointment is immeasurable

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GodEmporerTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know a group of country boy former servicemembers that would clean that block out in 30 minutes

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GodEmporerTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

The worst is when you get so high you make sure your breathing isn’t weird

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GodEmporerTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe I’m too high right now but does Trump sound different?? Like a more resolute tone

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GodEmporerTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

She looks like a fast food activist

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GodEmporerTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’ll take Shit That Never Happened for 1000 Alex. Then I’ll take Something a Super Fag Would Say for 500.

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GodEmporerTrump 106 points ago +106 / -0

In a different time, an act like this has very different consequences

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GodEmporerTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy has the best weed and liquid LSD

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GodEmporerTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

I make the same face after a giant shit that wouldn’t come out and finally came out…but I realize it was so big that a dr would think I was gay because my ass is destroyed

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GodEmporerTrump 22 points ago +22 / -0

Pretty sure Jesus would turn the tables over on this motherfucker of a world right now

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