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GodKingHarambe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Says she doesn't care; cares enough to make a Reddit cope

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GodKingHarambe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Did they find an dead underage illegal in his trunk?

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GodKingHarambe 2 points ago +2 / -0

It took THREE FAGS to write this.

THREE.

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GodKingHarambe 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Sorry toots....I like them closer to puberty than menopause"

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GodKingHarambe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that a coathanger?

Does that symbolize 'muh bortions' or the closet in which you 'dance the Carradine'?

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GodKingHarambe 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's 10 years past his plugs warranty

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GodKingHarambe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Roastie Fried: No more AgSec, no Governorship, no Papi

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GodKingHarambe 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Good thing you donated grandma to 'science'. If she's not being blown-up to test IEDs, she's being dissected in front of a roomful of Portland hipsters or being used to make a fake cunny for Joey the Troon"

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GodKingHarambe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hobbs is running ads claiming she’ll secure the border with 2 state sheriffs

It’s extremely low energy

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GodKingHarambe 2 points ago +2 / -0

“She smells like weed and menopause”

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GodKingHarambe 3 points ago +3 / -0

So thankful to be Green and Carbon Neutral.

I can only imagine how high the bill would have been without it.

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GodKingHarambe 51 points ago +52 / -1

Well, at least the North Korean Army is a military unit our Troon Brigade might be able to handle

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GodKingHarambe 3 points ago +3 / -0

MWWARRRWWWWW See......you dirty rat

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GodKingHarambe 18 points ago +18 / -0

God damn I hate this fucking Puerto Rican in the White House

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GodKingHarambe 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's got the antidote to "Black Mermaid Eyes"

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GodKingHarambe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think he saw a "Defund Israel" tweet from someone peripherally associated with Congress.

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