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Fundraising for what?
Says she doesn't care; cares enough to make a Reddit cope
Her and Whitmer are brothers
Was this a Sharia Patrol?
NYPD: New York Peace Dept.
Did they find an dead underage illegal in his trunk?
Nikki Fried still isn't gonna fuck you, Joe
It took THREE FAGS to write this.
No doubt another fake kidnapping plot
How can Putler keep getting away with this?
"Sorry toots....I like them closer to puberty than menopause"
Is that a coathanger?
Does that symbolize 'muh bortions' or the closet in which you 'dance the Carradine'?
He's 10 years past his plugs warranty
Roastie Fried: No more AgSec, no Governorship, no Papi
"Good thing you donated grandma to 'science'. If she's not being blown-up to test IEDs, she's being dissected in front of a roomful of Portland hipsters or being used to make a fake cunny for Joey the Troon"
With her chompers......oh my that poor lad's todger.
Hobbs is running ads claiming she’ll secure the border with 2 state sheriffs
It’s extremely low energy
“She smells like weed and menopause”
So thankful to be Green and Carbon Neutral.
I can only imagine how high the bill would have been without it.
Well, at least the North Korean Army is a military unit our Troon Brigade might be able to handle
MWWARRRWWWWW See......you dirty rat
God damn I hate this fucking Puerto Rican in the White House
He's got the antidote to "Black Mermaid Eyes"
I think he saw a "Defund Israel" tweet from someone peripherally associated with Congress.