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GoodGuyNixon 26 points ago +26 / -0

INSTASTICKY

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GoodGuyNixon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Prediction: Biden’s most substantive line of the night is “Look, here’s the deal: come on, man!” and the media hails it as a transcendent, luminary performance

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GoodGuyNixon -4 points ago +21 / -25

Oh geez, here we go again with “da jooos”

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GoodGuyNixon 20 points ago +20 / -0

Well Sandra Day O’Connor was actually the first, but I get what you’re saying, and it’s a common mistake to make considering they never want to give Reagan credit for it

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GoodGuyNixon 20 points ago +20 / -0

Kamala Harris is so proud of him

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GoodGuyNixon 11 points ago +11 / -0

Man I really want a collegefootball.win

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GoodGuyNixon 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Therefore, the Republicans actually founded the KKK.”

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GoodGuyNixon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually, the Articles of Confederation era was extremely libertarian. It was libertarian to a fault.

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GoodGuyNixon 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s kind of the way it’s supposed to be with these things. It’s an acceptance speech, not a rally

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GoodGuyNixon 25 points ago +25 / -0

Call me petty, but my heart does not go out to Jacob Blake and his family.

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GoodGuyNixon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Darn I’m too late, the video got removed. Do you have a mirror?

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GoodGuyNixon 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Hands up, don’t shoot!”

(Who would actually say “hands up”? People just put their hands up, they don’t announce it. It never even made sense.)

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GoodGuyNixon 4 points ago +4 / -0

2024 is going to be very interesting. Do we go Silver Fox, Jr., Ivanka, Haley...or Big Don for 12 more years?

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GoodGuyNixon 43 points ago +43 / -0

Attorney here. Attorneys are responsible for a lot of society’s ailments...just know that there were also attorneys fighting on the other side who go largely unremembered.

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GoodGuyNixon 4 points ago +4 / -0

But don’t you DARE pronounce Comma-La with any other vowel sound, no matter your accent. It’s disrespectful.

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GoodGuyNixon 4 points ago +4 / -0

It reminded me of the good old days of summer 2016 with the nonstop Hillary/Byrd memes

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GoodGuyNixon 17 points ago +17 / -0

Bonus points for the (probably unintended) nimbus pun

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GoodGuyNixon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Personally I think if they were going to update it they should’ve made a deal with Jake Fromm as their new spokesman. And I say this as someone who hates UGA. This of how well it’d work with Jake Fromm from State Farm

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GoodGuyNixon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn’t throw Haley in there quite yet. She’s a moderate by nature, but she saw the line in the sand and chose Trump’s side, whether self-serving or not. Romney and the Bushes are ardent nevertrumpers

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