And yes, the title is a thinly veiled "Pokémon GO to the polls" reference

I pop in to check on [redacted] now and then.

Bruh idk why people are tying me to something I've never said. All I said was that rallies are not safe for kids. I have no ulterior motive here, I just want to avoid kids getting hurt where we can.

I have no idea who you think you're arguing against. You ended your comment by agreeing with the point I made and then tying some adjacent idea to my post without my ever saying it. And yeah, here's a surprise: I don't like the fact that we have to separate kids from their parents. It is an unfortunate reality, just like rallies not being safe for kids at this point.

Children contribute nothing to a political conversation. They cannot do anything to help defeat antifa. All people are doing by bringing them along is putting them in danger. Keep the kids at home, and teach them well.

Teach your children. Tell them what is happening, SHOW them what is happening. But do not put them in the middle of it all. There's a big difference between sheltering children from reality and keeping them out of dangerous situations.

You would have been, rightfully, distracted keeping your little girl safe. Besides, the fewer of our heavy hitters they can recognize when shit pops off the better. Stand down and stand by, pede.

You made the right choice. When the time comes, you will do your part. For now your duty is to take care of your babies. Be proud, you are raising the next generation of pedes.

We will have the stories to tell them. Children must be kept out of harm's way. No political gain is worth the safety of even one child.

If you make your child's middle name "Maga" I will find you and kick your ass on his behalf.

In hindsight this parody was inevitable

He called it too early is the real issue. Trump made remarks on January 11th (AFTER certification) from a podium marked "From The Office Of The President-Elect".

Yknow in cartoons when a character steps on a rake and it smacks them in the face? Let's try to avoid doing that.

Don't be such a doomer. Your wanton pessimism does absolutely nothing besides demoralizing others. It's okay to have doubt, but you can't let yourself lose hope.

I'm out of the loop on this one. Where did these texts come from and is there a way to verify their authenticity?

I'm very confident in the President's chances, but I'm pretty sure he'd be putting up a confident front even if things weren't looking good for him. My dude likes Sun Tzu so even if he were weak he would definitely want to keep the appearance of strength.

I'm for Trump. To prove that I'm not a shill I will say that voter fraud is 110% happening. And yes, I just made this account.

With that out of the way some of you are losing your fucking minds. Trump needs to pursue legal avenues for challenging the election results. Trump does NOT need to become an actual dictator. The idea that I would see more than one person on thedonald EVER begging for martial law is absolutely disgusting. He will take it to court and he will win. If he loses in court, then yeah say whatever crazy shit you want but up until then let's not cry out for a boot on our throats. Ridiculous.