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“The last pillow you’ll ever use.”

Odds the password was hunter2?

And to think, 6 of those peoples’ votes were actually counted

National Felons League

The FBI has concluded he fell really really hard on five bullets. Accidental death due to COVID-19.”

Pepe is wearing a cow costume

Get wrecked spooky goons.

“The radical Muslim will kill non-Muslims. The moderate Muslim will thank him for it.”

Declare political asylum

Thomas is by far the funniest of these.

Did Timmy do a Timmin’ again?

Yes, it’s certainly more than a “hacking” program. It’s more of a digital fingerprint database.

I told my buddy last week about this. I said also that isn’t it a little strange of a phrase? Kraken?

What the fuck is going on?

What is it with Europe and loving authoritarian dictatorships? Been going on for hundreds of years. Seriously, what gives?

Apartment fires can get ugly very quickly if the units don’t have firewalls.

I wish the CDC would issue a statement that blowjobs reduce Wuhan virus infection rates.

2 million is a joke. He's clearly not a flight risk, just political bullshit.

Beware anyone who tries to convince you populism and nationalism is inherently evil. They’re selling you something

Class action libel

Be thankful they saved you time and possibly money

She was trying hard not to say, “You motherfuckers...”

https://youtu.be/kav7tifmyTg

*46% of Democrat voters

Polls are such garbo, no one polls patriots. But if they do, patriots usually lie to fuck with the numbers or hang up. Conservatives are 4x harder to poll than flaming liberals.