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GuvnaNoosehim 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should make him pay for a nice dinner with your boyfriend

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GuvnaNoosehim 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dont even need to check early life Wikipedia any more, Im evolving

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GuvnaNoosehim 2 points ago +4 / -2

Hey goys, I forgot what metzitzah b'peh means, can someone please inform me on the practice

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GuvnaNoosehim 2 points ago +3 / -1

What do you think the price of the stock will be when a hedge fund that naked shorted 10s of millions of shares at ~3 dollars a share are forced to cover those shorts when the stock price is 300+?

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GuvnaNoosehim 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is probably one of my favorite excercises, ive recently started handstand pushups, and they're killer. I've been lifting on and off for about 7 years now, but im now cutting for the first time with a cyclical carnivore diet and moderate carb days. 4 days of no carbs and all animal products - steak and eggs being a main staple, and I eat just under 2k calories. 2 days of 2600 calories, adding complex carbs from usually pasta or protein oatmeal and veggies to get things moving digestion wise. Energy levels are great, and the carb refuel days make my muscles look like they're about to pop.

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GuvnaNoosehim 5 points ago +5 / -0

I told a security guard in a casino that I had an overfunctioning prefrontal context that requires every little bit of extra oxygen intake without obstruction, and he apologized to me and looked like he felt bad for me.

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GuvnaNoosehim 5 points ago +5 / -0

Man, we've gotta bake 6 million pizzas? How we gonna do that boss? We only have 4 ovens. Maybe We could just not make the pizzas, and tell everyone we did through organizations we make to enforce the fact we made the pizzas. We could even make it a crime to question how we made the pizzas, and make constant movies and TV shows to remind everyone we made the pizzas, its genius!

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GuvnaNoosehim 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hello, my name is soylent chugger 3000, and I'm white. I am a good person, and will admit that I have white privilege, because I'm a good person. I voted for Obama twice not based on policy, but for his skin color, so that means Im not racist because I wanted to put a man in the white house based off the color of their skin. I am on the good side, unlike those evil conservative generalizing bigoted drumpftards that are all pieces of filth and deplorable. Those nazis want to get rid of affirmative action and critical race theory and use a meritocracy based system instead. Disgusting. You see, I believe we need affirmative action for minorities because their test scores are so much lower than Asians and whites, and its not fair to minorities because they're inherently dumber for not being white, so we need to help them out for being dumber. That's just common sense, but those rebel flag eaving cousin fucking redneck honkees are too racist to understand how to be a virtuous person.

Anyways, im done typing. I've got to let Tyrone in the house to fuck my wife, and im gonna play some sick games on my Nintendo switch.